I wonder this about every museum in DC you have to pay to enter - the competition is simply too much from all the free options.

To be fair, if they were wearing their flares on their hands they probably didn’t know what they were talking about.

“Love lexicon” is a lot better than my previous favorite, “bangin’ words.”

Are you telling me that if some upstanding citizens decided to call one of their basements “jail” and pretended to “incarcerate” Huckabee there for a week or two to give the rest of us a break, he would have the perspicacity to spot the ruse? Because those are big words you can’t take back, if that’s what you’re…

No joke, my high school boyfriend wore exactly this hat every day of our senior year - he even wore it in his yearbook photo. It was funny and cute for a teenager to do. This, however, is a grown-up person who knew he’d be appearing in places where other people could see him.

Why are we sitting around talking about “that’s not how jail works” and “what a fucking moron” when we could simply be taking that fucking moron up on his very generous offer and getting rid of him once and for all?!?

I remember a Washington Post style review that mentioned Stella McCartney sending out models with “painted on” jeans - basically the same skinnies you can see on literally everyone who’s bought jeans in the last 10 years, but it was new then. Also I’m never giving my skinnies up. You can pry them off my cold, dead…

I’m devastated. I never visited this museum (I don’t pay to enter museums in D.C.) but now who is going to blast the seminal reggae hit ‘Bad Boys’ at me with eardrum-shattering force while I walk to work in the morning?

When I was in middle school, I had a really hard time finding trousers that fit, because ‘long’ inseams weren’t really a thing, and I was very tall. I also desperately wanted really big flares, because I was self-conscious about my big feet and wanted them covered - impossible, because no one was making pants long…

I would have loved any of these in the mid-90’s when I was in middle school, particularly the lace-up shirts that would have made me feel like a pulpy fantasy heroine.

Also your urine isn’t sterile. I have no idea why that myth has so much traction, but it isn’t.

I learnt capitals and locations in middle school geography, but I went to a pretty good private school. And I will say that our history and politics of those places was still pretty lacking.

Dissection was my favorite part of biology classes. We did a few animals, ending with a fetal pig. I had a lab partner who was annoyingly type-A and also a bit squeamish, and at the time I was annoyingly slacker, so I liked to yank her chain a lot. I called the fetal pig ‘Lincoln’ the first day we were working on it,…

Back when I was really perpetually strapped for cash (making less than $20K per year in a major city strapped), if a guy wanted to take me to dinner, I always made sure to say that if he was treating, that was fine, but I couldn’t afford to go otherwise. That way the understanding is clear from the very beginning. Now…

If you think that’s trolling, reality must be very painful to your fragile, brittle soul.

I agree with you 100%, but the reality of foreign policy is that we only care about suffering people when they can be used to our advantage (“our” in this case being any international government who might be able to proffer support). I agree it’s disgusting, but to ignore the reality that the Kurds can be useful in…

It’s very confusing all-around. I for one agree that the Kurds aren’t being treated or utilized properly, and the fact that I’ve heard words I’ve thought coming out of Trump’s mouth is getting me so agitated I’m going to have to go lie in a dim room with a cool rag on my head.

What on earth gave you that impression?

Terrible to say but he does not look like what I was picturing, and I think she got the better deal out of that marriage on a wholly superficial basis.

I agree, Jessica Simpson’s clothes are generally really good, and one friend of mine bought a One Direction perfume that smells pretty good as well.