It’s incredibly common in the UK, I think it’s only in the US where this is only starting to be done.

There is a reason why you can be arrested for refusing a breathalyzer and face consequences that are the same as if you had been confirmed driving drunk in a way that you can’t for refusing other police requests - such as a request to search your car or to enter your house. For one, she had to be pulled over for a…

Sorry, I thought it was fucking obvious but perhaps I should’ve been clearer: She has made her punishment all about how funny, clever, and awesome she is, whereas the seriousness of the fact that, again, she could easily have straight-up murdered a person would suggest to people of normal intelligence that perhaps her…

I suppose we should all just be grateful she didn’t straight-up murder someone by driving drunk, but does that mean we have to reward her with attention when she decides to make her punishment all about her?

Certainly not any scarier than South Sudan, at least not at the time that I was there.

Certainly not any scarier than South Sudan, at least not at the time that I was there.

At least the only person shot was the one behaving like an idiot. I remember watching some TV special about a woman who was shot in the face at a party as a teen getting her horribly mangled face “reconstructed” with a detachable silicone mask and false eyes.

Haha. I was in original-flavor Sudan, and I’ve been home for a year, but I’m still finding fine yellow sand-dust in weird folds of clothes.

Haha. I was in original-flavor Sudan, and I’ve been home for a year, but I’m still finding fine yellow sand-dust in…

Considering how few of these people thought to double-check the reviews they were posting for content and spelling (looking at you, girl who wound up with the same sentence twice) I can’t say I’m terribly surprised that they didn’t check the stencil work appropriately beforehand.

Avril’s is actually worse than any of these, though, because the majority of her eyeliner is actually UNDER her eyes, and I just don’t know why that’s a look any human would strive for.

They were a godsend. I wear a size 11 and at the end my 2 pairs of these were my only shoes - size 11 doesn’t exist in Sudan, at least not any of the many, many, many places I tried.

They were a godsend. I wear a size 11 and at the end my 2 pairs of these were my only shoes - size 11 doesn’t exist…

I stand with the DexFlex shoes. I brought two pairs with me to Sudan, and they were the only shoes that stuck with me through that 9 month experience - the rest, mostly more expensive, all succumbed to the heat and sand and general muck of the country. I wound up throwing mine out to make space in my bags (and to be…

I stand with the DexFlex shoes. I brought two pairs with me to Sudan, and they were the only shoes that stuck with…

I’m going to steal this and use it next time I say something mildly disparaging about white boys only to have every pallid little motherfucker lurking around for something to be mortally wounded by come for my throat.

This very much looks like a fetishization of what happens to your nails when you have severe congestive heart failure.

Does Wendy Sherman not embody goddamn Silver Fox in every respect? I’d have her on my squad any day.

Apply directly to the forehead!

And I love it as a reminder that beneath every seemingly-adult male, there lurks a baby with a full diaper, sobbing his piggy little eyes out because the world is just. So. Cruel to him!

With an umbrella for all the frothy spittle that’s sure to be flying from their mouths as they stutter in confused rage.

A friend in high school bought a shitty comic book called Too Much Coffee Man, which was totally forgetable except that at one point, a character says, “It’s a good thing we’re in New York, otherwise you’d really be in trouble.”

Explain to me how a woman would be demanding an engagement ring back from a man. It’s not the hugest hole in your logic, but let’s address it first.

Wiki tells me it’s the Dutch who blame it on the Spanish, but the point stands regardless.