I’m not going to argue this anymore, because you seem like a pretty simple person with no real interest in learning anything about this subject, but again, that Wikipedia article is easy to read and comprehensive if you ever feel the need.

It’s Friday, so this seems like a good time to indulge myself imagining what could possibly be so wrong with a plain long-sleeved t-shirt that would net it horrible reviews.

I had these dreams, but then my 10 year class reunion was canceled due to lack of interest, which perfectly sums up my high school experience.

I will be saying “blessings on you and your crawl space” in all contexts for the next week, thank you.

When you’re as big an asshole as Trump, the conversion rate from U.S. Dollars to favors is sky-high. Like when I was working in Czech Republic making Czech crowns, went to Germany for a day, and could only afford to eat at Burger King because I only got like $20 Euros for my whole week’s salary.

Also it’s just factually inaccurate. She has an undergraduate degree from a quite selective university, followed by a J.D.. There’s a lot to be said about her politics and career choices, but a bimbo she is not.

I meant me. I meant I’d kill them if I thought I’d get away with it. Hyperbole for the sake of humor, I’ve never even slapped anyone.

I mean, by this logic, most meth labs are run by small-business owners and should be celebrated on that basis alone.

Right, but if there 19 million people in New York and less than 12 million in Wyoming, North and South Dakota, Montana, Idaho, Nebraska, Kansas, and Utah combined, that means that “one vote counts once” as a system locks a huge swathe of the country’s people and territory out of participating in national politics on…

Tacking something to the end of a 10-paragraph article showing why exactly the article shouldn’t have been written in the first place is just the specialest writing style.

I wonder what the outcome would be? I’ve made up a wishlist, and it includes: Judge is disbarred, Couple gets large amounts of his cash to pay for their pain and suffering, Marriage is annulled on the grounds of fuckery, Couple gets to have dream wedding in own time and it’s made glitzy and flashy because of all the…

Nope, last month they had all the seasons, all the episodes. They only missed out the last one.

the judge sounds like a complete idiot who is very pleased with himself...

And the better education.

Good news/bad news depending on how you look at it: when I was watching MASH on Netflix last month, they didn’t have the final episode at all.

“It’s women’s empowerment because it benefits me” is basically what modern >white< feminism is.

Yeeeeah, I’m going to need something a little more substantial than “It’s women’s empowerment because it benefits meeee!” before I start thinking it’s anything more than the same tired bullshit. Things that range from terrible to useless benefit the people selling them all the time - that’s capitalism. It doesn’t make…

I live alone now, but I wish we had done this setting up our senior-year apartment in college. It was me, my best friend, and two other girls who were tangential to our friend’s group but who we needed to get the apartment.

You’ve apparently never watched the news. If he’d died, the person he lived with would be the first to notice he was missing - but would first need to know that he’s not missing on vacation with his family.

Whatever, bro. Actions have consequences, and in the event of an unwanted pregnancy, that consequence is going to be abortion. It’s always going to be available, the only question is how easily and how safely, and fetus-humpers like you can scream and wail all you like, but it’s a lost battle. Keep fighting it - it…