Yeah, I’m super not here for the police going “we don’t know what’s going on, so we’ll just say some crazy shit and see what works” and trying to pass it off as an investigative style.

The general M.O. for internet conversations like this is “shut it down, walk away.” I’ve done my part of that equation, now it’s time for you to do yours and walk away.

Because those two things are even remotely similar.

That sounds lovely and I’m sorry you didn’t get to do it.

The original poster was talking about a wedding party activity. You are not the “host” to your wedding party the same way you are a host to every other wedding attendee, because your wedding party exists specifically to be helpful with things centering around your wedding - they help you make favors, they lift your…

If it’s anything like Sudanese culture (which, there is no reason at all why it should be, I only bring it up because Sudan was the only place I’ve been that is Not Western where I also spent a LOT of time going to weddings) for most people there will be Western traditions and regionally/ethnically traditional customs…

Especially if your entire family and social circle is full of selfish cunts.

Then your fries shall be crisp and ketchupless and this conversation is closed.

In the case where there is no alternate ketchup container and you still want ketchup on your fries, the “last possible second” is when you are standing at the ketchup dispenser, before leaving the serving area. Otherwise you do without. Either way you don’t bother or berate the server.

Thanks! I love museums and hate the cold (I’m only going in October because the ticket price was AMAZING and happened to coincide with my 30th birthday) so museum tips are very appreciated!

Thanks for all the tips! The museum and Vigeland Park are definitely on my to-do list, and the info about what to expect cost-wise is well taken.

Although at least those old ladies can feel kinship with her beautiful penmanship. Can you imagine the handwriting of a woman in her 20’s who was never allowed to learn anything substantive? Considering the teenage Duggars still quote “spelling” as their favorite class, I’d imagine they really fill a lot of that dead…

I will cosign this bill as long as I get to add an amendment also banning “Love you, mean it!” as an expression, because I’ve never met anyone who said it who I did not also wish violence upon.

While we’re on the subject, does anyone have advice on cool things to do for a week in Norway in October? I’m going to be 4 days in Tromso and 3 in Oslo, and the only things I know I want to do for sure are see northern lights (almost guaranteed) and take a day trip on the fjords.

I’m an only child and I was not only called by my first dog’s name (Sophie) on occasion, but I was even sometimes called that after that dog had been dead for a few years.

I bet Jedidiah is fucking livid that they figured out “James,” “Jason,” and “Justin” after he was already born. I mean, fuck, just saying that name makes you sound like you have a speech impediment. It’s no way to start your kid off in life.

When you put it that way, it sounds like a throbbing erect penis.

You say that until the cooler-baby, having failed to be revived (too sinful) washes up at your feet and ruins your picnic lunch.

It’s almost like every facet of her appearance is going to be scrutinized and judged loudly, so she has to spend money to look as perfect as possible literally 100% of the time just so some people sometimes will think about what she says rather than how she looks.

If it wasn’t meant to be asparagus water, then why is it labeled ‘asparagus water’? When I worked retail, people in each store could print their own labels, but they could only print for items that had already been entered in the company-wide POS by the higher-ups. I couldn’t pick a mug up at Wal-Mart and slap it on…