I completely thought that had to be some sort of gender identity coming out thing when I saw it. People are gross in their need for stuff. And I like stuff.

OMG! I thought at first it was a party where someone announces they are transgendered and are switching over! I think I’ve been living in California too long. LOL.

Gee whillakers, this is a dangerous article for us working gals. If the boss finds out I'm lollygagging on the old microfiche, he'll have me bent over my desk all night!

So, is anyone going to point out to the girl in the header ad that the reason “dainty” Jean gets so many dates is that she’s clearly slamming ass* all over town? How are so many men noticing her pure panties?

Madonna fans out there: can you help me understand not being embarrassed by her whole look these days? It’s not so much that it’s age-inappropriate, because she’s goddamn Madonna and she can wear whatever she wants, and I’m not interested in forcing a woman of any age into some socially prescribed model of…

Thank you. I'm actually friends with all of my exes since him, too. That's mostly because I try very hard to treat others with respect (and demand it in return), don't invest 100% of myself in another person (anymore) and don't date assholes just to not be alone. That's 40 for ya, kids: the wrinkles and saggy tits…

NO LIFE & STYLE. This is not “the Queen Mum”, this is the actual QUEEN OF ENGLAND, ELIZABETH II. “The Queen Mum” was mother, who was also named Elizabeth; the nickname was supposed to help avoid this confusion but apparently it’s ineffective on stupid American tabloids.

My husband and I took (what we thought was) X at an enormous music festival in Morocco and then immediately lost another in the crowd of dancing locals.

My husband and I were only 19 and 20, respectively, when we married. We had gotten engaged after only knowing each other for five months, to the chagrin of our parents, but we were in love...and desperate to get away from our parents' homes. That being said, as young and poor as we were, we probably wouldn't have…

That is one brave button. Hold fast, little guy!

I hope she remembers to send Ray J a thank you note.

See, but Tyga is one of those people I DO NOT want in my yard.

The letter from The Sad One broke my heart, and I found myself identifying with his (or her) situation. Since you asked, I've got some suggestions for healing after an abusive relationship. I got out of a long-term abusive relationship a couple years ago, and now I am in a new relationship that is happy and fulfilling…

Girl I feel you if I'm giving up all the possible good dick out there for you, you better not be eating some other pussy because I will cut off your dick and choke you with it.

Is it OK to not like Amy Schumer much? I find her brand of satire/commentary/comedy a bit too obvious and conveniently abrasive, and not very clever or insightful, I feel the same way about Louis. C.K.

i described it as Kenneth's pop culture naivete and terrifying history (hill people attacks, etc) crossed with Leslie's tenacious optimism

I have been enjoying this show so much.

i think it's going to start grounding itself. a lot of shows that become hits have a rough first season. s1 of parks and rec left a lot to be desired.

i think this show is really going to settle into something very good. it's got rough patches but everyone is so charming.

I've looked like a junkie since I was 7 (and I didn't even start doing drugs until, like, 10+ years later!). My father is Iranian so I'm fairly certain it's a Middle Eastern thing, because I get plenty of sleep and what have you. Concealer doesn't help in my case — I've tried 'em all. I've had people ask me if I…