If entitled, vapid, bratty awfulness really bothers you....for glob's sake do NOT google the Brant boys (Stephanie Seymour's progeny). They are literally everything that is wrong with the world.

You make bootleg DVD covers? Schweeeet!

All the matadors. In the Universe. Forever. Amen. (but yes, worst/most horrible sport. also amen.)

starred for the kinja vs. photo posting (tho also for Zusi)

Right? Those damn things are addictive. Tho' am also an old so perhaps there is an estrogen (in this case, lack of) connection? A la 30 Rock-style 'Sabor de Soledad' Mexican cheese puff hilarity...

Shorts with 5" or less inseam and mini skirts are the only time I ever wear underwear.

I feel the same about the ZOMG CELLULITE! pictures. I've been athletic and quite fit all my life, and have also always had noticeable butt and thigh cellulite. I don't see why anyone feels the need to draw attention to anyone else's skin, unless we're talking about contagious debilitating conditions. :\

/EYEROLL/ Ronaldo is such a freaking dramatic crybaby; so painful to watch in a match. Best moment of 2010 World Cup was when he tried to step up to Guy Demel (Ivory Coast) for a basically non-existent foul, and Guy shut him down so solid you could see the tears (real, for once) welling up in Ronaldo's eyes and the…

The kiddo turns out happy and sweet and fun and amazing, from birth through at least third grade....my friend will keep you updated as the vodka embryo continues his evolution. :)

Guys...GUISE! Srrrrrsly....if you'd just ditch the weed for some blow, you can Xanax your need for caffeine away on a happy cloud, and my [personal heaven] bracket can sally forth to victory...

There are charlatans in every echelon of health care, be they on the holistic side or the Western Medicine side; consider the docs that write 'script after 'script of pain meds, etc., without any focus on the root cause of symptoms.

Please clarify "molly"....MDMA? or random shady dude's wares at weekend festie? Because it makes a BIG difference to this voter.

"Effortless" is chic at any age, no matter what the actual garb. One can wear anything and absolutely rock it, when it falls on the side of "This is what I like and IDGAF how you feel about it, I'm clearly comfortable" (Betsey Johnson, as per above) rather than the so-obviously-trying "LOOK HOW I AM STILL EDGY AND…

Laurie Anderson comes to mind.

Will vouch for "Five Years". Great documentary.

Bespoke Chalice

ZOMG that only makes me love him more! *super swoon*

She really needs to find that right shape dress though. No matter how glam her look is in theory, she perpetually winds up looking dumpy.

The New Normal was really good, was one of the four network comedies I watched on the regular (Parks & Rec, The Mindy Show, and Go On - also cancelled this year - being the others) in a post-30 Rock world. I miss it. :(

Freckle-hiding make up is the only difference in the Ke$ha photos! And the only difference I can see in Jennifer Aniston's pics is that her chin appears to be...less pointy? How does that even happen?! Jaw widening? Chin bone rasping? I shudder to think. :(