Bitterness is no one's favourite flavour. Do you truly not think 'average' men ever feel undue pressure to be super fit, cut, swole, or whatever else the dudebros call it? Also, they 'should' have thick hair, enough but not too much stubble, make a ton of money, be adventurous and fearless, etc? I thought part of…

Creepy Little Girl is my last minute go-to; seems like there's always that one other party that pops up at some point. Pale makeup, shadows of the face defined with grey/black eyeshadow on a blush brush, really smeary smokey eye (if you have the time and/or the $3 for face paint, you can do the eye makeup with a bit…

As well as freshly waxed!

That's it, I'm changing the band's name to Caterpillar Sex Face. Non-negotiable.

I have nothing to add except that I really need that divorce/child support computer program to be called the Dis-O-Master, and be based on percentage of time each parent is an asshat to the other.

I gave my son a little old man name, and he's always seemed like a tiny grandpa living in my house. Eats anything, great sleeper, and is a dry wit curmudgeon! He's so awesome. :D

or....kittens the size of tootsie rolls??? soooo tinyyyyyyyy

I attended Tulane in 1989 and was served a rufied drink and repeatedly date raped (luckily - if that word is even applicable - by only one person, and without an audience/cellphone paparazzi) by an upperclassman. Watching the frat party scene play out onscreen last night gave me an opportunity to look back on…

never take the fraud in the factum, my mother always said...

Often, many trade jobs (massage therapy, for instance) pay enough per hour that you don't have to work as many hours and therefore can pursue a 'traditional' education, in tandem with or followed by internships that others have to eschew because they are working every minute they aren't in class, in order to be able…

....until you peanut butter a mustache onto their face.

Worst. Nightmare!!! I hate surprise shit...not a control issue, just that I find asking for something and having that be supported, makes me feel loved than someone trying to stay one step ahead. I'm speaking about things on a large scale, by the way....if the hubs brings me flowers or some 'hey this made me think of…

in the words of the esteemed Chris Trager.....

Sing it, sister. We may be the only two, but neither of us is all alone....Pooping. Or not.

Constipated for a week before, then poop-o-rama as I start. :\ Not sure which is worse, sometimes. At least the poop runs out, at some point. Have found that staying hydrated is the best way to mitigate the worst of the symptoms in either case.

Had zero menstrual issues as a teen and younger adult....now perimenopausal and WOW: Acne! Cramps! Headaches! Bloat! Super poops! (In addition to wrinkles, sagging skin, slower metabolism, age spots...)

LOVED the really old books in the Nancy Drew series; when I was a little kid in the 70's, it was typical to walk away from a yard sale on a summer Saturday morning less 25 cents but having gained a hardcover with a copyright from the late 1930's and a day's worth of sleuthing with Nancy in her roadster. I have a…

I appreciate that a $78 blouse is listed here as a 'splurge' just as a $218 one. For some of us, either one of those is out of reach at the moment. It gets frustrating sometimes to look in magazines (for a variety of reasons, but that's another story) and have the 'get it cheap' price still be around a hundred bucks!

I loved the first season....it seriously creeped me out because it left a few things unseen, unsaid, but so palpable. I found season 2 to be totally different; more of a torture-porn/Saw/Hostel genre, which has never appealed to me. So, maybe it was great too, but I just didn't dig it. This season looks like it is…

i've been nothing but ambivalent about him forever, but I THINK I JUST LIT ON ACTUAL FIRE upon seeing this pic. Hubba hubba.