How 'bout pointy nails? Can we be finished with them, too? Maybe I'd lose this tic I developed right around the time Lana del Rey got super popular....

gave candyflipping a whirl a couple of years back; it was quite something. no real horror story to tell, though i did end up sitting under a dj booth for a half hour or so thinking i was somehow feline, but i did ok just going with that. the comedown/next day, though, sucked something awful; the mild malaise that…

mostly. i've experienced some amazingly intimate moments (physically/esoterically/emotionally) with my partner while rolling, but we've also had a couple of adventures that ended in an inability to climax (for me) and/or not being able to maintain an erection (for him). wasn't a big deal, still fun; but the substance…

blah blah blah PHARRELL /swoon/ /die/ sighhhhhhh....

Ava #corrections

Not only short, but it looks as though she has more athletic thighs and upper arms than typical models...i.e. there probably isn't any gap between her thighs if she was standing straight and facing the camera head-on.

Ha! Excellent Fitzgerald reference.

because here on jezebel, if the author of the article is age- or body- snarky, it is ok for the commentariat to be age- or body- snarky. otherwise, we have to play nice.

Can we call it cramp control, then? I've never laughed so hard in my life as hearing that my step-daughter (a lovely 16 year old...and in a relationship with her first boyfriend) was taking birth control for 'cramps'. I have no problem with her being smart about her sexuality, but honesty would be nice, too. We talked…

I feel about diamonds the way i feel about fur coats: i don't want a new one, but if one exists that no one is using, i'd rather not see it go to waste. Meaning that I have my great-grandmother's mink jacket, and my amazing boyfriend (now fiancé) procured an engagement ring for me from a photo i found on the web and…

i don't know....first the string of Ecstasy-related deaths in Alberta earlier in the year...then that hack 'em up porn star fellow in Montreal...now this...sounds like a regular Sodom and Gomorrah up there...

Right?? Hair, schmair....please let dubstep be over. PLZZZZZZZ. (I <3 you but I've Chosen Techno)

by far the best rendition i've seen! work it. :D

nooooooo, not my milla jovovich, too!!! awwww, jeebus. Can't there by anything free from dubstep's vile taint?? /pouts/ Btw, I remember this style from the 80's and 90's. And at that point it was a "new take" on the classic late 70's mohawk.... yup. am oldz.

@ beautiful_dirty_rich I'm skeptical of Betty, admittedly based partly on my own life experience; I get the feeling that she's only going to be interested in/supportive of/not a total bitch about the things that she and Sally have in common (in this case, being female) but even in those instances will never truly…

@heidi.hole Betty is exactly the same. It may not be solely the 'fault' of January Jones, but she is a loathsome character, at best.

Poor Sally, though, is stuck with Betty instead of a mother. The only reason Betty was even remotely nice to her was to satisfy her own need to be needed. She was thrilled to take Sally's overture and turn it into ammunition against a perceived enemy. Betty's narcissism is pathetic; if Sally wasn't coming of age in an…

@bohica the idea of JGL in the bat suit gives me a.....rise.... ummm, sorry, what was the question?

@pinkkittie27 Brava!! I hope your style of marketing takes off on Pinterest; I honestly love clicking a pin (specifically, those which cater to my burgeoning sewing habit) and finding detailed instructions *and* supply lists! However, pin something that includes that tacky-ass price banner across the corner? I won't…

@wallflowerchild: I've never heard of that!! Good on ya. :) Now that I have a kiddo of my own who will be an orthodontic candidate in the next several years, I'll seek that out and hopefully save him from my fate.