Dakota Johnson . . . thinks outting nepo babies is “lame” and journalists should write something more interesting.

Rick Brattin....looking every part of the fucking standard of a dumb motherfucker who thinks this way. Put that dipshit in a lineup and say ‘which of these incels creeped you out on the quad?’ and every finger would point at this assbeef.

I’m not proud of the thoughts that go through my head when I read articles like this. Right now, the things I wish would happen to Sen. Rick Brattin (R) are particularly uncharitable. 

That’s right, ladies. I know you’re frightened and uncertain, but rape is just the first step on a magical journey that ends with your child swaddled in your arms!

Yup...Mr. Valve just wandered through, took a peek, and said, “Why the hell doesn’t he shave that off?”

Well. Thanks for making scroll up to look at that again. 

“God doesn’t make mistakes”

What is...Going on with this shit stain’s hair?

Sen. Rick Brattin (R) explained his vote by arguing that being forced to carry their rapist’s baby could be “healing” for victims.

It’s a small miracle she got any work at all after her other disastrous work on screen. She’s fine when she’s just running around punching and kicking people or putting them in armbars, but once she has to act—like really act by delivering lines or exhibiting emotions that her character feels... it falls apart pretty…

Oh, for sure.
For my scene, I’d add an end title card: Cara Dune née Carl Dune was buried at space.

The best response I’ve seen is that Disney makes her character canonically trans. “I’m Cara Dune. I was born a man, but I identify as a woman,” as we watch the impotent rage behind her eyes.

You give him (and really any mouthpiece for the far right) too much credit for thinking they plan long-term. No, she probably bumped into him somewhere, stroked his ego, and accomplished the Herculean task of keeping his attention for more than sixty seconds. Also, guaranteed when it comes time to foot the bill for…

After getting accused of being in a movie that’s tOo WoKE! for the Daily Wire crowd, it seems like Gina decided she better try to... get recast in The Mandalorian?  

From The Hollywood Reporter:

She wasn’t fired. Her contract was up & Disney didn’t renew it. This lawsuit isn’t going anywhere, she has no case.

Did the Ben Shapiro Cinematic Universe not work out for you, Gina?

1. This is all a bit low-stakes high school drama stuff, which I’ll admit makes it interesting while ultimately being pointless, ie great to read during a conference call.

So... Rose McGowan is the well-adjusted one now.

Satan just e-mailed. He’d like us to send some blankets and space heaters down.

Hold on... suppose for a moment DeSantis got a more likable stand-in for all his appearances... Joe Pesci, for instance. (I know it’s a stretch, but Joe could slouch or something.)

Gonna assume Mike Johnson is bad at sex. Thoughts and prayers for his wife.