All the ungreyed comments are negative, but I have to say there’s a lot more of interest here than the desire to debunk using a particle accelerator instead of Botox, which is how most of the commenters here seem to have construed the article.

This guy knows I can pick up a wild eyed 50 something brunette in a dirty shirt at the bus shelter for free, right?

Off road a modern Cherokee. Why bother? Get a vehicle more suited to the job to modify. The trail rated badge is only a badge. It’s not like some factory Jeep guys in lab coats came up with a set of hardcore off-road standards and checked them off as the Cherokee accomplished them. I’m a Jeep guy and this is sheer…

As a queer ex-Catholic, not at all surprised that this happened at a Catholic school. I honestly think that queer people should be able to sue the Catholic Church (and similar hateful religious institutions) for spewing homophobia under the guise of “faith.”

Cause national parks are totally devoid of instruments to carve and cut, like rocks.

Hmmm... somehow those rocks managed to not hurt anybody for millions of years without the intervention of a couple of middle-aged, beer-gutted good ol’ boys. Just goes to show never underestimate the ability of a mediocre man to assume a situation needs his input, no matter what.

This is pretty much my old boss. Freakishly small fingers, drove a Ram 1500, “like it’s a Ferrari,” (according to him), spent a lot of his time convincing other people of his masculinity, liked to talk about hunting bear, would hold a guitar but not actually play, created a hostile work environment for female…

Did your daughter get tired of driving it? ;)

—Oh my god, I had no idea Jodie Foster was such a dick. That interview you posted a link to is a fucking trip. She sounds almost Patrick Bateman-esque in her constant appraisals of how intelligent she is. . . .and how cold she is. . . .Yuck.

Is there anything more annoying than people who try to justify their asshole-ishness with “logic”?

and yet all of us here will keep clicking on his bullshit articles.

So true! This is that guy who does a paper on rationalization in moral equivalency, then goes around for a week seriously proposing that we eat unwanted babies. He nurses one beer all night and he has a whole philosophy about that too. He doesn’t tip because it’s extortion. Extremely insecure freshman girls dig his…

I might start using this. I’m tired of having to discuss my experiences and judge it’s worth. Also sometimes people are dismissive if I admit stuff has happened, or they’re dismissive if it hasn’t. I’m over it, and I’m not afraid to be a bitch anymore.

I’d say, “no, but 1 in 3 women have.” Or whatever the right statistic is now. Or “what would you do if I said yes right now? Are you really prepared to have that discussion? Or can you perhaps accept that rape is fucking repugnant and seeing it in every other goddamned movie is something I might find disturbing?”

The Back to the Future thing has always seriously disturbed me too. Not just for the reasons that you mentioned, but also because immediately post attempted-rape, she and George just waltz into the Enchantment Under the Sea dance! Are you kidding me? If I was 17 years old and a classmate tried to rape me, I would be a…

Rape is still depicted as sexy. And I don’t know who’s worse... The men making porn, or the women writing romance novels. I swear, the average romance novelist wouldn’t know what a healthy relationship looked like if she caught it sleeping with her sister.

Ew. Is that why some men get pissy when a woman isn’t overly grateful for perceived acts of chivalry? Like bitch I saved you from that closed door, vanquishing its closed-ness by opening it for you so that you may walk into thy building. Now do me, you owe me.

Have there been any realistic story lines involving abortion? Or just any at all, realism aside?

In re-watching old favorite 80s movies, I have noticed how casually rape is used as a source of male character development as well. I do not understand how more people are not deeply disturbed that Marty McFly was going to “fake” sexually assault his mother so that his father could come in to save the day and win his…

Foster’s not wrong here, but not only is this biting the hand that’s fed her (The Accused), which seems a little rude, also I just cannot with her anymore. She’s such an asshole.