Oh crap, so S3 ends on a cliffhanger then, like both of the previous seasons? Fantastic. Bleh.

No kidding!! Dark Matter is so much better. It isn’t at the level as The Expanse but it is worlds away in quality from Killjoys.

The few times I’ve watched Dark Matter, the Android was the one character that held my attention. The actor created a quirky, funny, vulnerable character that could also become menacing on a dime.

Really? 1 was such a drip and typically bland lead protagonist-type. I thought the show improved drastically upon ditching him to focus on 2 and Android.

This. I tried to get into Killjoys (when I ran out of Dark Matter episodes) and so much about it felt clunky, forced, and constructed out of the leftover parts of other better shows. Dark Matter, by contrast, is clever, funny, textured, and self-aware... and I guess I just answered my own question.

A discussion about the aesthetic merits of the Maserati Khamsin is incomplete without acknowledgement of it’s glass rear panel.

My dog, also 12, tends to position himself next to people in ways that the only way you can continue to be where you are is to hug him.

His favorite move, he will scooch up against you when you are asleep so your arm falls over him, then he will fall asleep.

Counterpoint: Dogs love people so they put up with their shit to make them feel better.

And this is how to get your car keyed.

I bet none of their turn signals work either.

*triggered* urge to kill, rising.

Right? My dog is getting up there in age, and my parents let it slip that they’ve started putting aside vacation time every year for the impending massive meltdown I’ll have. I think Louis C.K. called pets a heartbreak waiting to happen.

Omg me too. And like if you do HAVE to move, why are you not specifically looking for a place that allows pets?? I do not understand how a pet is an afterthought in your decision to move. I firmly believe people who do that are psychopaths on some level, because only a psychopath could be so callous to a living thing…

Exactly. If (beyond those very few extenuating circumstances you mention) you cannot make the commitment to live in places that allow your pet, buy the medications your pet needs to be healthy, and keep your pet for the rest of its life... don’t fucking get one. It breaks my heart to see ads on Craigslist every day…

JUST GONNA SIT OVER HERE CRYING GUYS. I’m so sorry for your loss. I’ve owned both cats and dogs and losing them opens up a hole in your heart that can shock you, especially if you aren’t prepared for the pain. You did a great thing by providing him with a home while he was here. You’re good people.

Damn that thing looks terrible. Maserati is going to be so watered down after this.

Is that a polypeptide boson realignment transducer in your pocket, or are you just glad to magnetoreceive me?