her biography would probably make a good movie one day

“Are y’all lookin for a gun-crazed, middle aged, white guy who acts like his suburb is a warlord-controlled region of Afghanistan and fetishizes his daughter’s sexuality? Then I’m your fuckin’ guy. Vote Kemp. We’ll take this country back to a time that never even existed, except in my imagination.”

I went to undergrad at Xavier in New Orleans, and while Hurricane Katrina may have temporarily sank my school beneath the waters, something in me knew that I was supposed to be there. One of the first things I did when it was possible to return in the aftermath was to help gut houses in the Lower Ninth Ward. Most were…

Fellow Philadelphian here, and I agree. I’ve purchased the best food items from bodegas in Southwest Philly. They are a godsend.

South Philly corner store breakfast sandwiches are the shit. Pork roll egg and cheese!

The only complaint I have of the bodegas in West Philly is that one deli guy who ALWAYS puts mayo on my hoagies when I ask EVERY TIME for oil instead.

The city’s permanent residents should really adjust to the needs of the casual, pants-pissing visitor.

You are...not nearly as informed about recent events as you think you are.

I look at Clinton’s platform in 2016:

Member OSTARA? Member The German Occult Society that Hitler joined? Member?! Ooooooooooo I member!!!!

My best friend and college roommate for three years is a conservative, and was a member of the college Republicans. He was (and is) an exemplary conservative and one whom I wish the party was full of.