You wanna know how to succeed in life? Quit giving people the satisfaction of your reaction. Treat everyone you meet with kindness no matter how much they’ve wronged you. Be the bigger person. People are going to be assholes and there is not one single solitary thing you can do about it except for controlling yourself…

Hillary as Gollum is really the only sensible route. Trump is more like a Balrog, representative of the scourge of fire and demon of terror that is budding American right-wing populism.

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Come on man! Isn’t it obvious that fahrenheit is in fact the most intuitive temperature scale ever?

I figured it was a scar caused by the friction of the giant brass balls of the crew of the tanker dragging down the runway.

Little League Softball Tournament Rules, Section one, article P:

The Little League rules require players “strive to win.”

For anyone here who says vaccines are dangerous - the method used to produce vaccines has been studied for over 200, close to 300 years. Cars have been around for less. Microwave ovens have been around for less. VACCINES HAVE BEEN AROUND LONGER THAN HANDWASHING AS A MEDICAL PRACTICE.

Should’ve just done this to both of them:

Here is the issue I have with this whole thing. Would you force an african american baker to make a lynching cake for a kkk member? How about a jewish baker to make a nazi cake? A pro-choice baker making an aborted fetus cake (10/10 would have a slice) for an anti-choice rally?

If you answer no to either of these, then…

I want to preface my response by saying that I absolutely am strongly in favor of gay rights and think that under anti-discrimination laws, a baker should have to bake a wedding cake for a gay couple just as for any other couple. But this wasn’t a wedding cake, it was a cake with a specific message on it saying…

He’s backing what he sees as freedom of speech; it’s pretty clear he does not agree with bigotry.

This. I don’t give a shit if they change somebody’s race. But making Sue adopted was unnecessary.

I’m not upset that he is black. If he’s black his sister needs to be black. If you are going to do it. Do it.

Usually not a fan of long reads, but you got me again Yannick - as someone who has never (and will probably never), played LoL, it's great to get a lowdown on what the fuss is all about.

I'll go against the party line and agree with you. Teaching men not to rape is a great idea, and we, as a culture, should do it earlier and make this topic a part of our sex-ed curriculum. But it won't work 100% of the time. Assholes are everywhere, and it's delusional to think we'll ever be rid of them. There will…

Please don't label me as a rapist, but follow this logic. I walk through the 'hood by myself at night waving $100 bills around. I get robbed. Was I a total moron for waving $100's around, YES. Did I have a "right" to walk around waving cash in the air and not get robbed, YES. Was I still stupid for doing it…