Q - What do you call a man who behaves like a Karen?

Or you could gently ask them if they are interested in sex and travel.

So you are ready to deal in alternate facts?

In health effects of benzocaine I’m not a true believer, I gave some to the family dog, now he’s a blue retriever.

my black lab would look at the poop, bark at it, then take a nibble.

it could help if they are pushing it uphill. just think, if the world were square Sysyphus could get some rest.

those poor little creatures.  each time they shit their asshole slams shut.

on the beautiful dawn mine loop
some ass left a big pile of poop
keep some bags in your kit
for picking up shit
and redeem yourself with your peer group

it’s that wonderful virtue of plastic
that makes me so enthusiastic
if you poop when you roam
you can bring it back home
and not leave it there
that is so drastic