What about a Crazy Taxi-style game featuring Radagast?

Whoops! I dropped my pocket monster condom that I use on my massive dong!

I am absolutely positive that there is NO PLEASING some of you. You’ve won. Its over. All your crying and bitching about “loot boxes” and “predatory business practices” has made a EA bow to you, and yet many of you, ARE STILL BITCHING AND COMPLAINING. Let it go trolls. Again, you never had to buy this shit show in the…

News flash, asshole: if something this minor makes you decide to “stop being a good person”, you were never a good person. You were never an ally, you were never decent, and you were never not a racist.

I find this interesting because my relationship with my husband is similar: we’ve been together since we were 18, only had sex with each other ever, married young and (as far as I can tell from my perspective) never had any serious temptation to cheat.

However, if cheating happened in our relationship, I think we could…

A 16 year old doesn’t need to be beaten up for doing something dumb. No-one does. Fuck off.