Stephen A is on the case.

The Republican party hasn’t stood for that for at least 60 years. It’s stood for cronyism, racism and sexism for as long as several generations can remember.

This is an FTC issue. Not an FCC one. Liberal Democrats are just plain idiots.

[raises hand tentatively]

Several things.

Is Cousins good? He clearly isn’t the worst quarterback in the league, but at no point in watching him have I felt like, “yeah, that’s a difference maker. Back a Brinks truck up to his house.”

Those are so damn lame. I refuse to believe you are actually this jazzed about those shots

Can’t take credit for this joke, but he’s just checking to make sure that Liverpool haven’t already conceded again at the other end

Better enjoy the Atacama salt flats while you can, the huge uptick in lithium mining is really going to really change that area.

Should we pour some water on Mars and see what happens? I hear Elon Musk is really into PR stunts in space...

Out of fear that the young and growing league’s clubs might spend themselves into oblivion by overpaying under-motivated washouts from the European leagues, and in an effort to funnel more of Chinese soccer’s considerable wealth into developing more local talent, the Super League imposed a 100 percent tax on all…

Will free speech warriors come to his defense? I’m not holding my breath.

“innocuous” ... *coca-cola shoots out nose*

Great, so we have a Jehovah’s Witness spreading Measles now. So these folks set up shop on street corners and “witness” to other people trying to convert them. I find them mostly innocuous, but if this person was actually on a missionary trip, then a lot more people could be infected. And I suspect that the irrational…

Yep, I see absolutely no problem with this.

This makes no sense and will never happen. What’s next? An emoji movie?

once again, the internet was a mistake

Here is what pretty clearly happened if you watch the baseline angle: