Never forget the best string of tweets in history.

Home field advantage

Boooooooooooooo

Is the line in or out?

If he’s not paying attention to us, he’s a cop.

It’s a groovy setup: the NBL identifies players of a particular pedigree and assigns them eligibility for the program; if the player elects to join, the league contracts with the player directly, and fits him onto whichever of its teams most aggressively wants him. The player is paid not by the team, but by the league

Occupation is a political decision, man. Don’t try to portray it as something fundamental to Jews or Judaism.

Wait, so Israel’s occupation of Palestinian territory in the West Bank is no longer objective fact? Did I miss something?

Definitely an interesting idea, but the whole delayed compensation thing has me worried that athletes that are under financial stress will get eaten alive by predatory lenders.

As always, here is the best twitter thread in history:

The ball swerves hard, that’s a really tricky one to handle.

That would be true only in a universe where the U.S. has 100% voter turnout.

There’s definitely something incredibly satisfying about the way the sunglasses go flying off his head.

I mean, of fucking course it was a charge.

Sure, it’s bad that JR didn’t know the score, but the clock running out is more on all the Cavs that decided to not call a timeout as soon as he got rebound.

Whether or not the ticket was avoidable, does it really seem fair (or productive for our society) to you that for some people a traffic ticket means losing their job and the ability to support their family, while for others it’s barely even noticed?

After seeing this tweet a while ago, I can never not think of it when I hear or see Stephen Miller.

It seems likely to me that the judge saw that the alleged victim was not cooperating with the prosecutors, and felt it would be a waste of time to proceed. If a video exists, I’m not really interested in taking someone else word for what it shows.

I never said I was convinced of anything. In fact, the opposite. I think we’d all be better off if all of the evidence was presented.