which is for sure what you’re implying.

Somebody needs to be taken Outback and shot.

Well its an incredibly lazy way to make fun of a foreign word.

I think it’s a great painting, but a lousy portrait. Even ignoring that it looks nothing like Michelle Obama, I don’t think it even captures her energy.

So you have to be an artist or an art professor to look at that painting, which is intended to be a portrat of an actual person, and say, “Gray skin or not, that does not look like Michelle Obama”? Because it DOES NOT LOOK LIKE HER.

Another interesting story, Pat Martino had to completely re-learn how to play guitar after a brain aneurysm.

At least they’re going to actively tear it down rather than let nature do the job.

AND THEY SAID MARKELLE FULTZ CAN’T SHOOT A JUMPER!!!

Tic Tac Toe vertical rolling deep: https://deadspin.com/tag/tic-tac-toe 

Adam Rippon, who is openly gay, was selected for the team in a similar manner this year. He finished 4th at nationals, but was selected over the 2nd place finisher.

“Sir, can you tell us a little bit about... *checks notes* ....what exactly it is that you do here?”

The only example I can even think of of someone being “chosen” for one of our squads in Winter Olympics as opposed to just automatically qualifying through having the best results is figure skating, where in 2014 they took a photogenic white girl who finished 4th at nationals instead of the non-photogenic…

So in this absurd rant, he asks:

I bet The Slippery Slope would make a pretty good name for a winter game themed gay bar.

I actually own one of those and I have to say it’s a really fucking good hammer.

Trump probably genuinely thinks a government shutdown affects the military, because he’s a big dumb goddamn man baby. Congress on the other hand knows it does not, but likes the talking point, and knows no one will ever fact check it effectively.

You’re boring

I still can’t tell if he doesn’t realize that a shutdown doesn’t effect the military, or if he’s just committing to it at this point because he thinks “the dems hate the military” is a good sound bite.

Ok dude

God really couldn’t have been any more clear with his message: