Adam Rippon, who is openly gay, was selected for the team in a similar manner this year. He finished 4th at nationals, but was selected over the 2nd place finisher.

“Sir, can you tell us a little bit about... *checks notes* ....what exactly it is that you do here?”

The only example I can even think of of someone being “chosen” for one of our squads in Winter Olympics as opposed to just automatically qualifying through having the best results is figure skating, where in 2014 they took a photogenic white girl who finished 4th at nationals instead of the non-photogenic…

So in this absurd rant, he asks:

I bet The Slippery Slope would make a pretty good name for a winter game themed gay bar.

I actually own one of those and I have to say it’s a really fucking good hammer.

Trump probably genuinely thinks a government shutdown affects the military, because he’s a big dumb goddamn man baby. Congress on the other hand knows it does not, but likes the talking point, and knows no one will ever fact check it effectively.

You’re boring

I still can’t tell if he doesn’t realize that a shutdown doesn’t effect the military, or if he’s just committing to it at this point because he thinks “the dems hate the military” is a good sound bite.

Ok dude

God really couldn’t have been any more clear with his message:

Is the historic -1500 DOW drop a false flag by the big banks? Should we investigate Goldman Sachs?!

Jeff Fisher is not fucking going 7-9. He said so himself.

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

Imagine if we didn’t have illegals in our country? There’d be no more drunk drivers!

If only there had been a giant wall. That would surely have kept him out.

And he will continue to ignore the daily occurrence of Americans being killed by Good ‘Ol American Drunk Drivers

Actual question (it’s a dumb one, sorry). Are ratings just calculated by who watches at home? Because I don’t have real TV and haven’t in like three years. I watch stuff on the ESPN app when I can, but for other games I watch at the bar next to my apartment. I know a lot of people who don’t have real TVs or cable…

The Eagles are undeniably the best football team in the world and have been more or less uninterrupted for the last five months.

On the one hand, that’s hilarious and awesome of Giannis. There is nothing about him that doesn’t seem amazing. What a guy.