I actually own one of those and I have to say it’s a really fucking good hammer.

Trump probably genuinely thinks a government shutdown affects the military, because he’s a big dumb goddamn man baby. Congress on the other hand knows it does not, but likes the talking point, and knows no one will ever fact check it effectively.

You’re boring

I still can’t tell if he doesn’t realize that a shutdown doesn’t effect the military, or if he’s just committing to it at this point because he thinks “the dems hate the military” is a good sound bite.

Ok dude

God really couldn’t have been any more clear with his message:

Is the historic -1500 DOW drop a false flag by the big banks? Should we investigate Goldman Sachs?!

Jeff Fisher is not fucking going 7-9. He said so himself.

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

Actually I think most of the theory behind advertising is that it doesn’t matter whether people enjoy your ad, remember your ad, or any of that. The only thing is them seeing your ad. Repetition of the brand name develops a sense of familiarity, so when you are in a store and choosing between products people usually…

Imagine if we didn’t have illegals in our country? There’d be no more drunk drivers!

If only there had been a giant wall. That would surely have kept him out.

And he will continue to ignore the daily occurrence of Americans being killed by Good ‘Ol American Drunk Drivers

Actual question (it’s a dumb one, sorry). Are ratings just calculated by who watches at home? Because I don’t have real TV and haven’t in like three years. I watch stuff on the ESPN app when I can, but for other games I watch at the bar next to my apartment. I know a lot of people who don’t have real TVs or cable…

The Eagles are undeniably the best football team in the world and have been more or less uninterrupted for the last five months.

Nah I’m pretty sure the purpose of this was to try and sell more trucks of questionable quality.

On the one hand, that’s hilarious and awesome of Giannis. There is nothing about him that doesn’t seem amazing. What a guy.