Just as it was illegal for Sarah Sanders to call for that ESPN chick’s firing, it’s illegal for Trump to call for the firing of a buncha sportsball guys. Shut this cocksucker up.

At this point, it would be more like extradition than deportation...

Shady’s tweet is so classic him, I love it.

It’s not much of a “slam” more of a light poke.

He looks fucking miserable...good for him.

From Lawrence v. Texas:

Holy fuck how do these idiots never understand that bestiality isn’t illegal because it’s “immoral,” but because animals cannot consent? It’s really not that complicated.

He makes the point that legalized “homosexual conduct” is only a recent thing, but Lawrence v. Texas happened MORE THAN TEN YEARS BEFORE ALABAMA BANNED BESTIALITY.

 So Help Me God — a book described in its Amazon product information as “compelling case that the state must acknowledge the moral principles on which America was founded.”

Might I humbly suggest to Mr. Price an alternative form of transportation:

Are these references to Leviticus, or euphemisms for gay sex acts?

I take it Judge Moore wears mixed fibers, enjoys pork BBQ and shellfish from the gulf.

FUCK THE NCAA

...homosexual conduct is and has been considered abhorrent, amoral, detestable, a crime against nature, a violation of the laws of nature and nature’s God upon which the nation and our laws are predicated.

High priced name players that are not good.

They beat a shitty LA team that were playing with third string defenders and were a man down for 50 mins, and now you’re creaming all over them? A couple weeks ago they were barely making the playoffs.

Despite the accusations, this list is not an excuse to troll Pluto, which as New Horizons showed us is unexpectedly awesome. But it’s not a planet. (I enjoyed and recommend this book about it.)

I saw Graham-Cassidy open for the Mamas and Papas and Savoy Brown at the Fillmore. They sucked, and they dosed everyone with bad acid.