I understand by now that I’m supposed to hate the Penguins (especially because I’m from Philly). Can someone explain why, though? I don’t really know much at all about the NHL.

Where’s the wonder-teen article at?

Can you imagine what the reaction would have been if this was Obama? Clutching the globe-orb with Muslim leaders, in that bond-villain room full of Muslim men at their stations? I can’t even fathom the level of melt-down conservative America would have had.

True. But the defender lost him over his shoulder, and Sargent had so much space and no pressure. I’m not discounting the play by the Americans, though. The cross is fantastic, and it’s good movement and finish from Sargent.

Wrong. There’s enough kids with rich parents able to pay out of pocket. Remember that acceptance rates are actually pretty small for most private colleges. What it will do, though, is make sure a lot of poorer kids cannot go to college, or at the very least lead to massive economic segregation between schools.

VR is a fad. AR is definitely not.

The defending on that Sargent goal is ridiculously bad. How was he so wide open?

That’s really fucked up. You don’t go after the side of the knee like that. The only purpose of that move is to try to seriously injure (acl, etc.). It’s basically assault.

Huh, I thought I had seen time added/taken away before. Well if you can’t use video review for the clock, then that’s pretty stupid, because that seems like exactly the kind of thing video review would be good for.

But why didn’t they call a timeout? Why just let the game end?

I call Ohio part of the midwest, and my friend says Philly is part of New England. So we come out about even.

I read “far right blogger” as “fart blogger,” and now my day is so much better.

If the law on the books states that the position must be filled by a “chief scientist chosen from among distinguished scientists,” then wouldn’t this appointment be illegal? Could someone sue over this?

I’m no fan of organized religion or christianity, but shit, have these people ever read their book?

Wait, but what even is the “leftward shift” at ESPN?

What is objectively despicable, absurd, and shameful is creating an entire new category of crime (“immigration crime,” as if that’s a normal and logical distinction) for the purpose of further stigmatizing immigrants of a particular shade of skin.

So does this confirm Zlatan to MLS?

And here is squash, an incredibly skilled and athletic sport with ever improving viewing and broadcast capability, passed over for the olympics in multiple years in favor of golf, skateboarding, and competitive climbing. Not to mention actual horse-dancing is already in. If eSports gets into the olympics before…