Wait, what? How does a guy who got caught selling drugs get elected to be a DA? That just makes no sense.

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Cue the John Oliver clip:

the app will now share user data with Facebook for the purpose of selling ads.

1. Unfrosted....

Obviously, we need to be giving any creature coming into our country an ideological test. I mean, how else can we know that these pygmy owls really love America?

Sheeeeit, I already knew that. I’ve seen The Wire.

I have no doubt that the call to keep him off the field came from higher up. The people that control the team’s “Brand” don’t want to deal with A-Rod reaching another milestone.

The real reason why the game sucks is that there’s no training, no fighting wild pokemon, and no trainer battles. If Pokemon Go actually resembled the original games, I’d play it.

Your quarterback:

Fuck. This. Shit.

*philosoraptor

Oh no, making the game more similar to the original game (which, remember, did not have pokemon tracking or even a list of what was in each location)? Making it more similar to what “real-life” pokemon hunting might be like? That’s just awful.

Man, Draymond does a lot of things to make you hate him, but this isn’t one of them. The best reaction to this joke of a situation. Just laugh it off.

He tried the mid-air spin-move! That’s some good innovation.

It’s like you didn’t read the article. The point is that food is spoiled when it’s spoiled, not when it reaches a certain date.

Broussard is the only person with a more punchable face than Stephen A.

Having fun isn’t hard, when you have a library card.

But when stars run out of Hydrogen, they fuse Helium. And so on (if they’re large enough).

Either way, they should have the right to negotiate so that they are paid what they are worth to the owners. That’s how a capitalist system is meant to work.