Ok, as a Disney person, there is an apartment in Disneyland, called the Disney Dream Suite, that VIPs and Disney big-wigs can stay at, that does have all sorts of cool, magical things that happen like twinkling star lights over the bathtub and pictures that come to life. So it sounds like Rebel got to stay in the…

Before you give this article a hard time thinking that is serious, he’s satirizing the piece they wrote on vulture about WW.

Sighhhh, finally some good news.

“What’s the big deal? I thought Wonder Woman’s people were all lebanese.”

Helicopter parenting is bad and you can’t shelter them from bad stuff in the world too much but I feel like “I don’t want my children interacting with a known serial killer” is a fairly reasonable request?

The trump administration doesn’t have the best track record, but picking Peter Gammons as the new social media czar was a good move.

This should be getting so much more love...

I don’t think people find Cracker Barrel racist at this point. Go or don’t go, but the decision should be about whether or not your coworkers will think you’re dorky for taking them to a place with a kitschy gift shop and checker tables next to large fireplaces.

PS: Get the chicken and dumplings, or just a breakfast…

Did you know that one of the best ways to ensure a healthy bear population is to responsibly kill male bears? That doesn’t mean an all out destruction of course, it means having state agencies determining the proper number of bear tags to issue and then hunting them in a responsible manner. Reason being, often a male…

You’re an idiot if you think he’ll ever spend one single day in jail.

I think you were more in the neighborhood of 190-200 g based on today’s menu at least. They couldn’t have gotten too much worse.

For those who are unfamiliar with “supersize” items on the McDonald’s menu, they now call that a “regular”.

What percentage of people masturbate for the last time realizing they are doing so?

I heard that he also dated Lennay Kekua before Manti Te’o did. 

Its always interesting to see whether the blatant favoritism to women overrides the blatant favoritism to blacks in stories like these.

You don’t say.

Jesus was on the west coast. He was going to be looped in on a conference call, but lost the connection driving through the valley.

Well, of COURSE. No one thought the FBI would swoop in and save the day. Comey is no hero to anyone.

Huh, you somehow managed to take a dirty comment and bring it back into the normal, if not smelly, realm.

I'm going to share this article with my wife.