get a couple of laps in the afternoon

So, this may sound like a take from a simpleton, but sometimes, the simple look at the problem can yield results.

lemme remind you...

Interesting that none of your previous articles about Paul Tracy are mentioned.

just like every SNL skit from the past 20 years, this article started with a great premise, then died 1/3 the way through. 

Sprint cars have quite a few deaths in recent years, NHRA Top fuel has a couple of deaths this decade, Formula 1 had a death in 2014.

The “can’t even hear it” assertion is not exactly true. Wind, brass and stringed instruments don’t produce a pure sign-wave note... there are a series of over-tones that are also produced which trick your brain into recognizing a tone that is below audible.