Donald Trump didn’t want to take out a full page ad calling to send the Central Park Five to the gas chamber.  But he felt he owed it to them.

Because the vast majority of his supporters really want to believe the lie.

I can get that a golfer would improve their lie by putting the ball in to the fairway, away from an obstacle, taking a gimmee, etc. If you aren’t playing for money then who really cares.

I don’t know, I keep trying to imagine Trump eating a piece of fruit, and it’s just not happening.

this is the first nice thing i’ve seen deadspin say about reilly in, well, ever i guess. disappointing.

I’m hoping Jizyah Shorts makes it all the way to the end, but somehow I suspect she will finish prematurely.

In the psuedo-professional football system, Manziel based offenses are considered especially heinous.

Man, I think red onions are my favorite onions, specifically when raw, because they pack so much punch. A quick scan of this comments section shows that this is apparently an extremely unpopular opinion and now I feel like those standing-wiper freaks.

In the AAF, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The players who were suckered into wasting months of their life, and the owners who will somehow cash out and profit on an obvious disaster. These are their stories.

(X-1). Getting hit by a bus

Why the fuck are you putting your onions in the crisper, Magary? WHY ARE YOU REFRIGERATING YOUR ONIONS? 

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I like Storm Duck, but c’mon... Truman Peyote. It’s magical.

It’s a damn shame it got seeded against Truman Peyote. 

It’s a travesty he’s up against Truman Peyote, which is also an incredible name.

“Iron Mike Sharpe, who was apparently nursing some kind of forearm injury at the time”

I think the kid was just talking about getting a drink of wudder.

I’m not doing the math, but I hope the answer is 80085.

I’m not a courtroom lawyer but I’m 99% sure cops don’t have the jurisdiction to make sure someone is a really a lawyer in court. That’s the court’s job and only the court’s job. The cop is there for security and to bring criminal defendants in and out of custody. This cop should 100% be fired but I’m sure he won’t be.

She doesn’t care what any of us think. We are the peasants; she is the gentry. She, more than any other member of the Trump administration (saying a lot), is determined to establish an honest to god official aristocracy in the US.