I saw the title and knew Primer would be on this list.
I came here to rant about it not being incredible genius but abject pseudo-intellectual nonsense.

I came here to rant about that but changed my mind when I saw no mention of Children of Men. Where the heck is Children of Men?

Kids are never more certain of something than when they are absolutely 100% wrong.

Please don’t take this wrong, because I mean it in the nicest way possible: your kid sounds like a goddamn fucking idiot. She’d get along with my daughters swimmingly.

Go to windowsill, collect carcasses of dead flies, sprinkle on pizza, problem solved!

When I was little, I would rub a small amount of toothpaste on my tongue to beat the breath smell test, and it worked. There were layers and thought put into the lie.

I dunno, Jizyah Shorts could be hard pressed up against General Booty....

Wait, does this mean that this week’s Deadcast is the ceremonial reading of the names? Because I’m wondering when I should eat these last two weed cookies I have, and Drew giggling his ass off is certainly worthy theatre.

I’m just stunned that she continues to Tweet such trash from her official account. Is this someone who has literally never been held accountable? Or is this that ... I read a term for it yesterday, “generalized” psychological something, where growing up in that family she couldn’t wait to turn around and inflict the…

But can she defeat God Shammgod?

Truman Peyote is so pure, so ascendant that I’m not sure I can fully comprehend it’s majesty. If it were a band name, I’d try to fight them all in a parking lot.  As a human being’s name?  I have to shield my eyes when gazing upon it.

It’s gonna have a tough Sweet 16, General Booty is a solid name. It’s coached the right way, has the fundamentals down. It won’t beat itself.

If Dijonnaise Norman gets there, can we make it the Savory 16?

Alpha Omega Nickelberry III means there were two other Alpha Omega Nickelberry’s and I’m speechless. 

Deicide Huxtable will take down gods if she must

They’re celebrating because they’re 2 points up at halftime. We’ll see how smug they are when the final buzzer sounds. 

Nothing is more irritating than a smug idiot who thinks they’re clever. Go do your fucking job (whatever that is) instead of wasting time with your March madness bullshit.

JUST ENOUGH PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS LEFT TO CARE ABOUT ANYMORE DO NOT SHOW ME THE FACE OF THIS GODDAMN SHITASS PIECE OF SHIT I AM JUST OVERWHELMED WITH HOW THE UNIVERSE ITSELF IS CONSPIRING TO HELP EVIL WIN I DON’T NEED THIS HERE

Huckabee-Sanders’s handling of her post has been an absolute embarrassment to the same.  Her performance in her present professional capacity is cause enough to resurrect the term “ninnyhammer,” and apply it liberally to everything she does and says.

Of course it was low-key. Alex Ovechkin had to be able to whisper Trump’s new marching orders to him without much media fanfare.

Trump marveled at the size of Russian captain Alex Ovechkin’s hands