For starters, I do not own a Tesla and I think Elon Musk is a complete douchebag.

No man, that’s one of the coolest door handles out there.

No.

It wouldn’t, because an average Tesla driver isn’t watching a movie. A level 2 system is meant to be used alongside the driver.

YES! This right here! I struggle through the Morning Shift these days unless it’s written by David Tracy, or Torch. That pretty much applies to any other article posted after that as well.
The current take on the Morning Shift is most upsetting, but perhaps that’s my having the wrong expectations. While this is a…

Now, renting a Porsche for a day or two for a couple hundred bucks on Turo sounds perfectly reasonable, though.

Damn. I really wanted to vote NP, because I do love this car. The design is goofy, but I’ve always loved how cartoonish it looks. The way the belt line swoops up by the rear tires, it looks like it’s getting ready to go, like a cartoon character winding up before he goes off on a high-speed run. I dunno. I’ve just…

Look, the only thing reliable about a Tracy vehicle is that it’s going to make contact that’s both entertaining to read and entertaining to scroll to the comments to see people making fun of how awful the vehicle is. That’s two kinds of entertainment! 

You’re coming at it from the wrong perspective.

Reading about David’s adventures are partially responsible for me NOT having POS vehicles of my own to make my wife mad at me......keep wrenching and traveling David.

I am eagerly awaiting the TUV trials to see just how much money and time David is willing to throw at this van. My hope is that he’s all-in and that things will get very silly.

David’s adventures with beaters are virtually the only thing on Jalopnik that DOESN’T irritate at least half the audience.

I enjoy it! David’s a good writer who always includes enough detail and pictures to keep any story interesting, even when I’m not 100% into the subject matter. He’ll get deep in the weeds on an engine rebuild or random cooling issue that I don’t really understand, but he breaks down the “this is why it’s bad” well enou…

YES I GIVE A SHIT! Don’t be an asshole! Many jalopniks live just for the “WTF is he gonna do next to top this shitbox?” with Dave. He actually teaches us a lot of useful tips in discussing how he approaches his challenges. If nothing else we follow for the Schadenfreude!

Yes, yes we do. These are some of my favorite articles on here. If you are looking for the latest review of exotic sports cars 99.99% of people will never be able to own, you have come to the wrong place. 

While I do enjoy the mechanical details of DT’s wrenching articles, there are always human interest elements that are equally entertaining. You didn’t get a warm spot reading about Loyal sucking in gas fumes for some random stranger?

Then.... don’t click the story.

Are you new here or something?   This is like bread and butter to most of us.

Huh. I wonder what serious faced Corey Booker thinks about it.

Someone on Twitter the other day noted that, filled to the brim, the GT500 he was testing showed 215 miles of range.
I get that people don’t care about gas cost, and that the Raptor has a bigger tank than the Mustang, but at some point your sweet desert runner isn’t that awesome if it can’t go more than 50 miles from…