A couple reasons why this isn't that big of a deal.

All I wanted was for Nissan to grow a pair and produce the IDX. THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE ME FEEL NISSAN!!!

It may be blasphemy to not use World Rally Blue, but I still adore this livery.

Also, the right tire is much balder than the left, so does it not have an LSD?

If you owned a car from the 80's/90's you have a 1 in 3 chance of having owned a 3800.

"this still seems a much more realistic prospect than the dream-like Elio"

Nah. People here will still circle jerk each other and say how great a Manual transmission is in traffic.

It is a coupe... a sedan has four doors.

If that's a "sports car," my 210-pound self is a gymnast.

If you think that muscle car is a "sports car," you already lost the debate.

Yeah, that was a next-level stupid statement. It's literally sitting there in fucking black and white - like a Stormtrooper.

"Like the Corvette Z06 but don't want to deal with the crazy stormtrooper looks of America's most badass sports car?"

I didn't realize Tesla cut the price of the Model S by half. Wow.

For one brief Whiskey Tango Forced-perspective moment I thought this was a spoiler...

Well, at least you'll be saving enough money to get some good looking wheels for it. Those wheels are hideous.

Somebody help me out here, because I really don't know. Why can't they cover the sides of these things with sheets of rubber? It doesn't seem like it would have any detrimental effect, but it would have several positives.

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I still vote the BRZ

The TheFerrari isn't a pretty car in general, but DAT PROFILE.

"love their cars" is not the same as "they have no fucking choice and hate their guts, but still need to keep them running".