My wife feels this way about cutting down grass in Zelda. She’d spend hours chopping down grass in ALTTP as a kid.

These die cast people signed up for this. No one made them glide around that plastic track without any way to steer their car. They chose to. They signed the wavers. They welcomed the fame.  Besides, as far as I can tell, no one has died... yet. 

You youths and your puns. I hate fun.  Bajambug.

It’s great looking. The proportions are fantastic. Rear lighting is really interesting. The rear beltline works great with the slight duckbill flip. Heavily raked glass keeps the mass from being too apparent. Wheels are nice and the huge size works with the amount of car around them. 

Only thing I don’t like is the…

Yeah, I got very strong Porsche vibes from this.  Zero Merc.

350Zs are notorious for this. Tribal knowledge says that it’s because the tank is a “saddle” shape, and if you wait until you’re empty, you are only filling up one half of it. It has a TWENTY GALLON TANK... but good luck getting more than 14 in there at best. Some people stick to stations that “work”. Some flip the…

Where on that car are there two triangle stickers very near to each other?

It may have had a chance to be the best part of the car, had it not been placed directly under another badge the same color and shape.  To the uninitiated (read: every single person on the planet except you, probably), it looks like two of the same sticker at first glance.

Sure, you can stretch the argument past it’s rational end. I won’t follow you there, but have at it.

Let’s try this. Here is what he said, and only what he said: “The release into China is quite late in the year, so we’ll hope and pray that the virus is done by then”. He said, in an interview about his company’s business, that an external force could have an impact on a product launch, so he hoped that external force…

No, to make any determination about what a person thinks about a subject, you’d have to ask the person, actually.  Anything else is conjecture.

I wasn’t humanizing anyone. I didn’t suggest he thought those things. I simply implied that he had the capacity to do so.

It’s not an argument from ignorance at all. I didn’t claim a fact based on ignorance, I claimed ignorance was the fact. That quote, in and of itself, is not wrong or bad or morally destitute. To…

You say this as a joke, but my company missed their financial goals this past fiscal. The way bonuses are structured here, every single salaried employee across the entire company (a global employer with offices in US, Europe, and Asia) lost about 7% of their yearly pay because of it. (Bonuses target at 10% and 85% of…

I’ll copy and paste from another response to make my point more clear:

You can hate capitalism all you want, but what you’re saying is reality and that’s not going to change. And it’s also completely and utterly beside my point.

10/10 sarcasm. 0/10 adding anything to the discussion.

Seconded. I mean, this is Jalop so the anti-capitalism drum needs to be beaten whenever there is a chance, but sometimes doing so in a blind union rage without considering any other angles makes you look silly.

Yes, this quote is pathetic if you assume that this man’s one and only feeling about COVID-19 is that he…

Nice straw man. Please read again where I specifically said that if you drive to conditions, “you shouldn’t need a fancy handbrake maneuver to stop a few feet shorter”.

Nowhere did I talk about “lane changing, sliding, or any other # of emergency situations”. My statement was very clearly only about one technique in…

Same. Last “new” one I had was an S7. That lasted me for several years, and now I have a Oneplus 6 which to be honest, does everything a new flagship would anyway. Small bezels, crisp screen, fast performance, great battery, fast charging, headphone jack, good enough camera to take pictures of the kids... and it cost…

Yeah, this advice is unnecessary. Drive to the conditions and leave enough distance ahead of you and you shouldn’t need a fancy handbrake maneuver to stop a few feet shorter. Plus, a novice trying this will just lock up their tires in a panic and spin.

But hey, Jalopnik got their weekly check from Team O’Neil!