Funny thing is, Patrick went to The Drive... which is where this douche Roy also writes. And Roy also wrote a self-promoting listicle of sorts about the cars used to do this stunt a week or two ago there.

I’m happy that your reckless, illegal, and dangerous behavior is making you money. Balaban must be so proud of you for living the captialistic dream - anything in the pursuit of money everyone else be damned, right?

Also, if you’re going to grace us with your presence here, could you at least pretend to be able to have…

Speaking of “buzz”, tens of thousands of people probably drove home over the legal limit over the weekend without killing anyone. So quit whining about drunk driving, don’t be a buzzkill.

Did I do that right?

That logic is so incredibly fucked up that I can’t believe a rational adult could spew it. If I were a vengeful person I’d wish that a “gnat” slammed into you at 120mph tomorrow.

I mean it wouldn’t matter right? It’s not a “large scale” death.

why did they design the AC and radio to look almost identical and then not center align them?!

This is an instance of where I’d take the lights out, send them to a custom lighting shop, and have them tear out the old components and do new lighting it it from the ground up. With how intricate custom shops can get now days, I would bet my house on the fact that you could get two lights done and have them look so…

Give me a brake?

I was going to say the same about the desk.  That seat is pretty deep and bolstered.  How are you supposed to turn your body to write?  Your legs surely can’t rotate towards the desk, meaning that your torso/shoulders will have to.  Nothing says luxury like arriving to your location with a tweaked back.

That’s what I was going to say. My old LGT had heated glass under the wipers... in 2005. What does heating the wiper do better? Even assuming your entire windshield is iced over, it’s not like running the blades over it will get rid of the ice; the blades won’t be in contact with the ice long enough to make any…

Agreed. You don’t see many (relatively speaking), and they’re quite striking. I have a ‘14 and it just looks plain good from any angle. The 19" wheels are nice too on the Touring/GT. Oh, and the Soul Red paint in the sun... yes.

BIL is also shopping midsize right now and trending towards a 2013+ Malibu. I’ve tried to sway him towards a 6, but he’s not a car guy and so “boring” is absolutely fine for him.

That is the Serenity everyone should watch.

I think it was the “original thinkers who can’t not comment” bit that made you come across like a condescending prick, even if that wasn’t your intention.

So you were just saying the old message board “in b4 everyone says it looks like a catfish” using more words?

That’s a much more interesting and conversation-inspiring comment. Bravo!

Why can’t people have opinions? I’m about to share mine. I thought I’d warn you so you can sit down first.

The 2019 looks better on the outside, and the 2020 looks better on the inside.

There, that wasn’t so hard was it?

I prefer it’s more handsome sibling. But both are gorgeous and among my most lusted after.

Nails on a chalkboard.

7, 4, and 2. Stroller and stuff fit in our little old G6 just fine when we had 1-2 kids.. for a while. We took many weekend trips out of state with the four of us bringing stroller, pack and play, and several duffels.

We got a 3 row only because we saw the need for more passenger room after 2 kids. Grandpa and Grandma…

We have no smart devices outside of TVs/phones, but my wife SWEARS this happens to her regularly. Even just those things are always listening though. Every once in a while our Samsung Frame TV will search youtube even if we don’t hit the remote to activate the mic. And in fact I literally just turned on my google…

Hah no, I missed that article but it sounds fun! Mine was about how modern, massive car seats quickly suck up a second row making a two-row Subaru not quite a “perfect family” car if you have 2-3 kids.

Hope they fix this crap soon.  Agreed, I work in IT and I can’t fathom how Kinja has been in a constant state of…