I would very much appreciate it if Jezebel could give a chapter by chapter accounting of what is in Bolton’s book because while I want to know the gruesome details, I don’t want to give Bolton any money towards his enterprise - information that he should have volunteered in a timely manner for free.

The best reaction I saw was this:

Sorry I can no longer laugh at the actions and the foolishness of these Karen’s, Taylor’s, Dalton’s, Breleigh’s, Hailey’s and other fucked up damaged people that are damaging us. Why do I no longer find humor in their reckless, blatant lack of give a shit? Because assholes like this vote, they breed and they appear to…

I love the lines that McConnell draws - it’s not okay for a former president to critique a current one, but it is okay for a current president to critique a former one.

Smile at him and say “if you survive this, you’ll never choke on anything again!”

My favorite thing from that nutso press conference? OBAMAGATE!

Mike Pence knows that masks are for pussies and we know that mouth never comes close to any pussy.

Maybe he should hold it in Vegas, bus in MAGAts from around the country, and shake every one of their hands.

Yes. Capitalism uses such language to shift the burden away from those who wield money and power onto the everyone else, so the failures can’t be pinned on them. Even going as far as making it sound like a moral failing, as you pointed out, which is so insidious and cynical. Because what if people really started to…

There is more than enough wealth in this country to prevent widespread destitution while we endure the economic slowdown necessarily required to slow the spread of the disease and prevent hundreds of thousands, or millions, of unnecessary death. Essential production would continue (with “essential” almost certainly…

In Trump’s defense, a phrase that gives me literal shivers to type, Americans have use battle and war terminology all the time when referring to bad things we can’t control as a delusion to think we actually do control the things that happen to us.

Never let it be said that Donald J. Trump wasn’t willing to shed the blood — of others — to cleanse the tarnish of Trump’s democracy:

I think this is full FLOTUS effort for Melania. After all, she’s probably grateful to have a government mandated reason to support the social distancing she’s been practicing the last few years of her marriage.

I don’t necessarily believe any medical reports the White House releases, but it would be both hilarious and helpful if Trump and Pence came down with influenza B and then pneumonia.
They don’t even have to die, just be incapacitated long enough Pelosi can do some things that make sense instead of making it worse. 

Fuck Donald Trump 

I’ve changed it to Covidfefe.

I’m not sure I’d agree that Trump is in the fittest physical health out of the three (and he’s not exactly transparent about anything), but this election is once again confirmation that we need an age cap.

I honestly thought to myself for a second thats its never a nice thing to wish a disease on someone, and then I remembered that he just the other day wanted to not let a cruise ship dock and release passengers because it would make his numbers look bad.

Please correct me if I’m wrong, but Biden doesn’t get off on killing animals, especially endangered ones. For that alone, he’s worlds better than Jr.