Ash? That was dirt left over from the gutter she woke up in.

Dude, I’d take a thousand Snows over Trump and these horrible school shootings.

I’m beginning to get to that stage where I’ve looked at this guy’s jumpshot so often and with such focus that every single jumpshot looks weird now, like when you start saying a word over and over again and it loses meaning

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

My favorite version is still Bang Bus...

It’s a bit hypocritical of Kerr to criticize Trump and then blatantly copy his leadership style.

Now you made me think of it.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

+1 you’ll make a great single mother

Hungover Pats fans everywhere respond to Magary shouting expletives:

I am totally running on fumes right now.

We are in a brave new world of Eagles fandom, and I can’t wait to see what’s next.

I winced when I read you visited The 13th Step.

“Now that is my kind of lip service!”

This is some excellent, mouth-watering Kinja.

You deserve everything bad if you park in handicap spots and aren’t handicap

Sorry, I’m going to continue stacking plates wherever there’s too much plate and too little table.

Rockets historically don’t perform well when confronted with a Challenger.