It is absolutely fucking incredible that this is not satire.

Yikes. How does that self-own taste?

Someone else commented about the difference between intimate and sexual, and I think that this is a level of intimacy that many people don’t consider to be common or appropriate between parents and children (at least at that age, perhaps. His son isn’t exactly a little kid). To many people, I think it’s also simply…

Did you read the comment before or after you decided to write off what anyone else says?

If you’re not joking, you are too stupid to engage with other people. He literally was not in a place he should be.

Wrong.

You need to work on your reading comprehension. See sg1969's comment.

You need to work on your reading comprehension. See sg1969's comment.

Not that it wasn’t obvious before, but what a fucking idiot.

No, because he’s a fucking asshole who parked across handicap spots. Read the article.

Listen, there is plenty of reason to doubt his sincerity and not a lot of reason to believe it. He was a grown man, torturing dogs. He knew what he was doing. I’m surprised and dismayed to see someone criticizing not the person who did horrific things to innocent animals, but the people who despise him for it. You may…

I was convinced that this was going to be a Hamilton article.

I didn’t know you were on here!! Losing Gothamist blew a hole through my heart, and I’m pretty sure I read your stuff more than anyone else. Glad for ya.

This is the best and funniest save ever.

I’m going to let you in on a secret: the comments people leave on articles are often related to the article itself. I know, it’s shocking.

This...is a joke comment, right? There aren’t adults anymore who are still THIS  ignorant of how weed works, right...?

I’m sure she’s very nice, but no one is expecting an intelligent answer from her.

There are also lots of people who are turned off by contrived, cliched and cheesy lines that try to be profound but mean nothing. Plenty of people find Bono and U2 annoying because they are, in fact, annoying.

You might want to get a thicker skin if you’re going to review movies online. Especially if you can’t recognize a good movie, which seems to be the case.

This made me laugh so hard. What a bummer ending.

You win the “Most Pathetic and Pointless Internet Tantrum of the Year” award. Congrats! Not an easy feat.