Listen, there is plenty of reason to doubt his sincerity and not a lot of reason to believe it. He was a grown man, torturing dogs. He knew what he was doing. I’m surprised and dismayed to see someone criticizing not the person who did horrific things to innocent animals, but the people who despise him for it. You may…

I was convinced that this was going to be a Hamilton article.

I didn’t know you were on here!! Losing Gothamist blew a hole through my heart, and I’m pretty sure I read your stuff more than anyone else. Glad for ya.

This is the best and funniest save ever.

I’m going to let you in on a secret: the comments people leave on articles are often related to the article itself. I know, it’s shocking.

Great minds! I just fantasized about pummeling Ajit Pai with brass knuckles. Close enough.

This...is a joke comment, right? There aren’t adults anymore who are still THIS  ignorant of how weed works, right...?

I’m sure she’s very nice, but no one is expecting an intelligent answer from her.

“you’re”

There are also lots of people who are turned off by contrived, cliched and cheesy lines that try to be profound but mean nothing. Plenty of people find Bono and U2 annoying because they are, in fact, annoying.

You might want to get a thicker skin if you’re going to review movies online. Especially if you can’t recognize a good movie, which seems to be the case.

This made me laugh so hard. What a bummer ending.

You win the “Most Pathetic and Pointless Internet Tantrum of the Year” award. Congrats! Not an easy feat.

Maybe you can give an actual answer, and not a smart-ass response that requires zero thought.

Literally, ANY way you interpret it, this is a colossally stupid, misguided and unpleasant comment.

You should spend your time defending people who deserve it, not pieces of shit who steal from cab drivers.

You’re a sheep. This is religiously guided bullshit.

Don’t count on using your bank card for purchases at a dispensary.”

You should hire me to produce your podcast. Seriously, I’d be perfect for it!

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha you’re funny, silly troll.