Okay, here’s the reality: she is very good, but she is nowhere near being one of the best drummers in the world, and I doubt she’s near the top of Japan’s lists either. For someone her age she’s awesome and I super duper applaud her skills. But, right off the top of my head, I can think of at least two dozen better…

He’s very good. But “melting” is a bit of a huge exaggeration.

Holy shit, what year is this?

Right, because you know me intimately. I guess it’s good that you have (supposed) capable social skills, since you can’t rely on that shockingly weak intellect.

This should be less well-written, given the stupidity of the content.

Wow, relax dude. Defensive much? He’s right, within the time that Chipotle has existed, no one would consider 9 years ago to be “recent.” You were mostly wrong, deal with it.

Aw buddy, you're out of your league on this one. Go read 500 Days of Kristin, that'll be more your speed.

I have a hard time feeling bad for anyone dumb or evil enough to want to learn from Trump in the first place.

Oh sweet Simpsons pull. One of my favorite lines. You, sir/ma’am, have made my day.

Ugh, wow you are obnoxious, Jesus Christ. Even for this site.

Seemingly defies gravity? The basic technology to counteract gravity is not exactly new, dude. It’s cool and looks pretty, but it’s completely valid to say that the real test is someone actually being on it.

I love Prudence, she’s almost always on. This girl needs to grow the fuck up, what sexually mature, active person would get “icked out” by that?

Wow, that’s gross. I’m a guitarist, and even during long band practices in the middle of summer I’ve never had this happen or heard of it happening. Yuck.

So are you going to respond, or just be a big fucking wussy?

Same thing.

THANK YOU

Okay, someone explain this. Most people I know put ketchup on hot dogs, and I do myself (though mustard is just as, if not more essential), but there definitely is a large contingent of the population who’s strongly against it. I don’t get it. Everyone puts it on hamburgers, and for me it serves the same purpose.…

Ahaha, actually, I’m not sure you do...but sure. Everyone responding to you is wrong, and you’re right. To address what you said to someone else, I spend two hours on the subway every day and these stories are all in line with things I’ve seen or heard about from friends. Yeah, it’s not stuff that happens every day,…

Yes yes yes yes yes to the second paragraph. I think about this all the time.