That’s the worrisome part. He’s a 10 year Vet, not a rookie or walk on regular dude. Before or after the game would have been better, Monday morning would have been optimal to retire mid-season.

You miss the Sex Cannon. We all do. 

Triffids, man. The triffids got him.

Why are we letting these foreigners come into our country to be murdered?!

I worked at a government agency once and had gotten really fed up with it. In the middle of a long boring meeting I just got up and left, walked out to my car and drove off. I didn’t really know what I was doing. I drove around for a while stopped at a convenience store and bought a candy bar and a coke. I decided to…

this part. i think a lot of people who walk out in the MIDDLE of a shift (rather than just not showing up) don’t take the decision lightly and there’s a straw fucking up a camel’s back somewhere.

If I could afford to quit my job and retire, I’d be out the door before you could finish reading this comment. And my career does not involve risk of CTE or any other grievous/debilitating bodily injury.

And to anyone claiming how disrespectful this was, Bills management quit on this team long ago. Peterman at QB? They guaranteed this would be one of the worst teams in the league after being a playoff team last year. 

I fantasize about doing this shit everyday. Just standing up during another pointless meeting, putting my cardkey on the table and just walking out.

My god. “I can tell a thug when I see one and can usually tell when they lie,” how can people not realize how fucking racist this is? How can they not realize that as far as he’s concerned a black man walking down the street is a thug and when he ‘claims’ that he’s walking his dog he’s obviously lying.

Oh I’m sure they’d hire a black guy who had a history with gangs and was at one point accused of murder. Totally. They’d definitely trust him that it was all in his past. We’re all just being paranoid. America is the land of second chances. Justice is blind. All men are created equal. He says he's not a Nazi anymore.…

Tyrone, you stupid fat bastard…

One of my least favorite things about our modern times is how it has changed my personality - mainly how I used to be able to keep my anxiety at bay because the worst case scenarios I envisioned never came true. Now, if my imagination goes to a scary and extreme place, I know that probably means it’s just my…

Before we pass judgement, do we know his anxiety levels about the economy?  I don’t want to accidentally assume that this is a racist piece of shit who was threatening a group of black people with a gun just so he didn’t have to share an elevator with them.

Adrian Peterson told reporters, “That was a new one for me. It was different.”

Karen, I just have to say that you are completely full of shit. I know this because I actually am a catastrophe adjuster for a major carrier. IN FACT, I am headed to North Carolina next week for two months. I don’t know what bullshit company you work for (I’m assuming the fictional variety), but no carrier requires a…

The movie. Turns out there was a lot of Val Kilmer sulking in his trailer.

After this, Andy Richter’s take on the origins of Tombstone.

“Yeah, hi. Director Long? This is Jim from Congressman adsg rptuh’s office. And we just wanted to notify you that he’d like to talk with you about the problems you might be having with the methodology of The Harvard Study. In open session.

I drive to the one near where I work (predominantly moderate income area) because their cereal prices are bomb. X-Large family box of Cinnamon Toast Crunch is a flat $4. At the regular grocery stores it’s at $4.49 for half the size. I always think to myself “this is one of the main reasons the kids I teach have…