Thank you for replying without being an asshole, which differs significantly from my planned approach. 

A good piece, as always, David.

I hope every opposing party of that now-Cleveland lawyer brings it up in trials, real estate closings, golf outings, etc that he doesn’t care about the confession and true perpetrator, but stands by the conviction of innocent youths.

I’ve always wanted to pitch a “Dear Old People” to AARP magazine, knowing that I’d probably get blacklisted for life from publishing, but in the spirit of helpfulness.

I had a hockey coach that expected everyone to sit in silence and think about what we’d done after a 3-2 loss...on a seven hour bus ride.

cheap Pop.

36. Wow. Far too young.

You rang? I’d love to put my middle aged whiteness to a good use. 

The part that boggles my mind is that by “socialism” they mean “communism” by which they mean “corrupt oligarchic state” which is what they are fully in favor of, except with a touch of theocracy. 

Back in college, one season our intramural soccer team had two women who had been good college varsity players but chose not to play that year. I was amazed that guys who knew they were former players still ignored the “girls” to focus on my JV-level roommate because “he’d played soccer.” Those women scored a lot of…

This is what I dream of and have given up on ever finding.

Those dudes ruined adult sports for me. I comfort myself that I, at least, have always been a fat hack. An acquaintance that played actual pro soccer also quit about the same time because they were such terrible teammates. 

We can move past this disagreement if we all concur to hate the hell out of people that “’s” everything.

I grew up with “the prom” and then a few years ago, “prom” became the national go-to. I don’t get it. Then again, at my prom, I didn’t get any either.

Very Trumpy Realtor (like there’s another kind) I have to work with, every single time the dinner check comes, “jokes” he voted for Bernie so he wouldn’t have to pay anymore.

How am I going to afford a Mr. Reggie’s franchise and a Mr. Faulkner’s franchise? 

I’ll probably get on Conan: Exiles for a bit, but it’s really just bloody Minecraft for me at this point. Sims with swordplay. No Civilization. I just keep working on my castle, too incompetent for PvP and too bored of slaughtering NPC.

No, I haven’t seen any of those, but I’m more than willing to start that thread in response to Oh Woe Is Parenting. 

The ability of Rod Taylor to say “’Negroid’ is SCIENCE!” but to use “Asian” instead of “Mongoloid” speaks exactly to the issue at play here...

The stupid; it hurts.