My Leafs have not won the Cup in my lifetime. I don’t care if I have to miss it...just not being “that team” anymore would be wonderful.

Confused as to what your comment has to do with a comment about a comment about a black MALE student being harassed....eh, I’m too lazy to commit to the bit.

At one point I might have said “I would watch Sharna Burgess do anything” and the evil people at ABC heard me and....well, I’m sorry, viewers. I’m still watching, though.

Reaves will always be a favorite for this: https://www.nhl.com/news/phil-kessel-gets-pranked-by-pittsburgh-penguins-teammate-ryan-reaves/c-292354814

Because the owners have determined that the reduction in ratings is a lesser cost than the reduction of talent. If they could rebrand Pop Warner games for Sunday PM viewing and get views, they’d do it.

New rule: go to the lot of your sponsor’s make, pick up the model you feel best with, race.

I enjoy watching NWSL games. I don’t have any magical solutions, but trying to limit the appearance of being clowns (tiny WNY field, subpar streams, no commish) would help. They are stuck in this limbo where ESPN et al say “we can’t cover because there is no audience” but there isn’t an audience in part because fan…

I don’t want to say too much, in order to protect my anonymity that I’m sure no one really cares to breach, but...this year I left traditional lawyering work. I was becoming one of those old lawyers still doing entry-level work, because that’s what was out there for me. Meanwhile the people with family connections…

We have two pets, both strays we took in off the street. Both have attachment and food issues from being homeless so young. Both constantly earn us in-law scorn because they are fat. Yeah, we aren’t perfect pet parents, but I’ve heard so much negativity there’s no way I’m letting any of them comment on a kid I’d be…

Senator Blutarsky, I presume?

I am a staid and boring adult who cannot drink for medical reasons after a college experience akin to what is posted here and I love every one of you degenerates in a sloppy 2 am drunk sort of way.

We drank a VooDew—vodka and Mt. Dew.

The Downward Spiral: egg nog and Southern Comfort, once the rum was gone and you were already spiraling.

I don’t know what you mean. I’m positively giddy that the two towels I didn’t get folded before the next load finished and the dishwasher needed attention and the vacuum filter finally dried so I could finish the upstairs and the cat litter...where was I?

Your gift should be to hire some goons to go throw them out. Attractive and educated goons who will then have a pleasant conversation as they finish picking up.

I wish I had a larger sociopolitical explanation. In my case, my family are just truly shitty people.

My MIL loves to shit all over “pop culture” not being up to her high standards as she’s DVRing the entire CBS prime time lineup and her soaps. Boomers...

We can’t have kids, but we never really wanted them, and your post nails it exactly. Like most couples, we talked about it early on and knew we’d need family help. When my MIL started announcing before the wedding that she wouldn’t be “grand” anything because it was important to her that people not know how old she…

My in laws worked in union fields and retired on healthy pensions and stable benefits, which has freed their time to hate the poor who should just retire from UAW.

I feel like I’m responding to everyone on this thread because it feels like I’ve found my people.