I see you shiver with antici

Agreed. What the fuck is it with these cousin fucking hillbillies thinking WV is a “suburb” of Pittsburgh?!? It’s in another goddamn state. Jagoffs.

I can assure you that NOWHERE in WV is ‘suburban’ Pittsburgh... The only people that think that are from West Virginia...

It looks good and all but its no Totally Accurate Battle Simulator ;)

The first game was derided for lack of content so they add a campaign to this game and people still complain? Man they can’t win.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Thank you. Bring back lime.

The fuck-up on this one is that green is now green apple.

It’s a videogame, not some kind of actual fight. No way is this a bitch move, dude seems pretty smart to me.

The three fingers were actually because he was making a sly reference to Borges’ great “Three Versions of Judas.”

You missed the woman’s AWESOME follow up. Bravo!

Speaking of Fox News, look at this shit::

Oakley’s Wikipedia page at the moment:

Obviously someone wasn’t invited to the orgies.

I was gonna say, how’d he get to be judge with such shitty math skills? 1970, yo! The Quaaludes Generation! The discovery of the clitoris! Hot tubs, swingers, orgies! Nope, no teenagers having sex back THEN, no way.

Translation: None of those hippy chicks would sleep with him so they must not have been sleeping with anybody.