Newsflash; people who can’t tell they’ve been conned surprised when it turns out they’ve been conned.

As a loving and happy drunk, I endorse this message.

He’s actually not a bad looking guy, but yeah, the posting pics of an ex, that’s a deal breaker.

I find people who reject critical thinking very comical.

I feel like a drunk Jon Hamm whispering to Kathy Griffin “you’re sooo old” would make me laugh so hard I’d pass out. In fact, if he whispered it to me drunkenly I think I’d throw up from laughing. Something about picturing that seen is really hitting me funny.

After going through something quite similar with a former friend, I have this to offer:

Nah.

I’ve had a friendship nearly identical to this one. Ending it was the best thing I have ever done for myself. I am not going to lie - ending that relationship was incredibly painful (far more painful, even, than ending my marriage) and I still mourn it many years later. But I have absolutely no regrets about exiling…

Ending friendships is very hard. If you decide to go that route, I suggest being clear with others that there is no negotiating on this. I had a friend who treated me terribly and when I finally dropped her a lot of people gave me grief for it. They thought I was being “harsh.” There was a lot of “but she’s your…

My former best friend, someone I had barely spoken to in years after a horrible falling out, announced her intention to be godmother to my baby. I pointed out that she was an atheist, and I hadn’t seen her in over a year, and when I did she was generally pretty drunk. Did not matter.

Too often people mistake “person I’ve known the longest/am related to” as someone who must stay in their life, no matter what. This gal isn’t your “best friend” and hasn’t been in a long time. Breaking up friendships/relationships, etc. is usually painful because it was an important part of/time in your life; but I…

Anxiety Monster: this woman is not your friend. She is your abuser. It is OK and normal for you to feel love for her, because that is what abusers do; they exploit the good impulses of their victims (that’s you). Otherwise, they wouldn’t have anyone to abuse. You wouldn’t stick around for it.

this is what happens when help is not available.  

Yeah I get that they should be liable if he suffers from alcohol poisoning or something but if he chooses to beat the shit out of someone that’s on him. Alcohol doesn’t make non-violent people violent, it merely lowers your inhibitions and impairs your judgement. The alcohol is just his excuse for why he’s an asshole,…

I have never been more than a casual/social drinker, so have no experience whatsoever with being completely wasted. What I do know, however, is that alcohol intoxication generally lowers inhibitions and impairs judgment, but it does not transform a person from totally healthy and happy-go-lucky to violent psychopath.…

He’s the victim when he rapes somebody, too. It’s amazing how that works.

White America- Where a woman who drinks is asking to get raped but a man who drinks is the victim when he tries to kill someone.

IT IS NOT NATE SILVER’S FAULT THAT PEOPLE DON’T UNDERSTAND PROBABILITIES. He gave Trump a higher chance of winning the presidency than the Cubs had of coming back and winning the World Series after Game 4 and we literally all JUST saw that happen. He doesn’t conduct the polls, he aggregates them, and there was no way…

I loved how both characters also had different motivations for terminating unwanted pregnancies. Xo had already decided she didn’t want to have more kids prior to getting pregnant, Paula at first saw the pregnancy as a “sign” that she shouldn’t pursue her dreams, but then decided to make her own future and happiness a…