It’s like the difference between the Smiler and the Beast. The Beast is a monster, but at least believes in SOMETHING, and you can kind of fight against it. The Smiler is just a sociopath that sees the office as a chance to fuck with people and be adored.

You get the feeling his handlers drilled a few talking points/key phrases into his decaying brain, leaving him only to decide when to pull them out. He is such a fucking puppet.

Jezebel, I love you so much, but can I please just enjoy this one thing as the world crumbles around me? This is literally the only thing I’m looking forward to as the miserable puce hobgoblin prepares to ascend the iron throne. On a more serious note, I’m a Jewish woman and I’m terrified. My niece is biracial and I’m…

Not sure if you watched this season but it has been very good. I think if you do they pretty much nail the underlying theme of why Trump is so popular. Member berries anyone?

I felt such incredible pride watching her concede—never have I admired her more than her confronting the greatest wall of adversity any of us has ever faced in public life. She was truly presidential through each oncoming wave of adversity and malice, starting 18 months ago. She WAS the president during her speech,…

That was my line of thinking too. On the one hand, it’s lame that the only reason they came forward was fear of getting caught rather than looking at the situation objectively and deciding to do better.

Not that Michael Cera, this Michael Cera.

Death Proof is everything. I think it’s the best film he’s ever made.

Death Proof and Planet Terror are works of modern art. I WILL FITE YOU

After binge-watching True Blood, who doesn’t talk in a heavy Louisiana accent for a while? This also occurs when you watch Fargo. (the movie, not the show) except with a North Dakota accent.

I wouldn’t wish a dead dog on my worst enemy, and that includes Mike Pence. I’m glad his furbabybeagle had a long life and, unlike American women, was probably treated very respectfully by Pence.

Haha that’s exactly me. I can tell the voices apart right away and get surprised that other people can’t, but when I look them up to see what they look like it’s always different than what I had pictured in my head.

“Elvis, you wanna cookie?” “Mroowww.”

YAS! I want to be BFF’s with Georgia and Karen. My BFF and I are trying to catch them at the Chicago Podcast Fest next month!

Are you a murderino too?

I am starting to have an almost violent reaction to the use of the word “females” in reference to women. It’s so dehumanizing.

How about you don’t grab them anywhere. Not the pussy, the brain, or anything in between.

Do we really need to make “Grab her by the X”, where X = whatever you are grabbing her by a thing? I understand the idea, to make something positive out of one of the most horrific statements made this year by a public figure. I just feel that with all the allegations that have been made against Trump by a number of…

I wish it were outdated. I’m in my 20's and a white dude in his 20's asked me if I was a mulatto last year. I am, and I was unamused by his asking. The word really irks me out because in order to know it/use it in this day and age you have to know that it’s a fucked up thing to call someone.

Agreed.