To be perfectly honest, my first reaction was feeling bad for the shark.

I know this is horrible to say, but I hope he has Cosby levels of accusers come out.

If one more person asks why these women are just coming out now, I am going to take a huge period shit in their mouth.

“So what’s a film lover to do?”

I just want a scene w/ Lyanna Mormont and Olenna Tyrell before the show ends.

People in North Carolina are literally drowning right now and they’re talking about Caitlin Jenner and what shower she’d use?

Footage of Ivanka and Jared’s first date.

Hey man, why you gotta editorialize like that? Some of us here might be Blink fans. What you call shitty, I call anthems for a generation. Plus, Travis is legit one of the greatest drummers of all time. No one can argue that.

The list is short a Chris (Hemsworth).

They’ve just had a bumper crop of Chris lately. Like that time I ambitiously planted three zucchini plants and then had to beg people to take the 5 billion zucchinis off my hands.

One thing Letterman was damn good at was turning a fun interview into a dark and brutal stabbing if the mood took him.

Yesss the Wikipedia ploy synopsis! I can’t handle watching them, but damn if I’m not curious about what happens. Glad to know I’m not the only one.

Not into watching scary movies but I do love to read the Wikipedia plot summaries for them. Will be checking this one out!

Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. This, times 100. And she puts too much energy into weighing in on Taylor. Why is commenting so publicly so important to her ? Meaning, if someone wasn’t into Taylor, the natural default would be indifference. A genuine, “I am too bored to add anything to this narrative.” But she…

Patrick Bateman + Anthony Cumia = Donald Trump

Of the non-murder variety, I also recommend Call Your Girlfriend, “a show for long distance besties everywhere”. Two brilliant, feminist BFFs talk about everything. Also, My Dad Wrote a Porno for the lolz.

Do you listen to ‘My Favorite Murder’?! I just found it last week and I’ve been binge listening ever since. It’s amazing and hilarious despite the topic! 5/5 would recommend.

This does not seem to particularly matter to Eric Trump, who seems to be busy living in a creepy video game loosely modeled after the 1987 film Wall Streetwhere slicked back hair is a professional look, down-time involves shooting cheetahs

My problem with Demi is that she says she is so anti-bullying and then seems to spend a good bit of time bullying.

Demi Lovato is like that obnoxious friend of yours who says shitty things with absolutely no filter and when you call her out on it she just says she’s being *frank* and *honest*.