More than the apartments, I’m more annoyed by the “quirky female character who eats a lot of greasy, fatty food but maintains perfect skin and stays slim” trope. She’s not shallow like those salad eating bitches, she just LOOKS like them.

That’s true, but that’s why punching upward works and punching down doesn’t.

I don’t really see how he can get offended after saying “I heard you get sodomized quite often”. I mean, her initial comment about the demon was off-color, but no more off-color than the fact he chose to be in a scene that played a rape as comedy in the first place. And her response was, if anything, a de-escalation…

I mean, that’s a pretty funny joke. And the exact kind of joke I’m sure he has made about himself in dozens if interviews. He was probably just no in a good place at the time, but come on, suck it up.

Are we 100% sure Hill didn’t cancel the rest of his appearances because of Miles Teller?

All the things you listed are definitely comparable to being raped. Please tell all the women in your life that the experience of losing a pet is just as difficult as having your body sexually violated - they’ll surely all agree with you, and you’ll be extremely popular.

I agree. What’s wrong with “famous for being famous,” considering she’s savvy and works hard at it? Is it really so superior to acting in a movie?

Same. I dont get the Kim hate. She is having fun and is extremely beautiful. Fuck the haters lol

I agree. I think that Donald Trump is awful, but I get his family supporting him and can't hate them for it.

Appointed by the Alberta PCs to provincial court and then to federal court by the Conservative Party of Canada. Book learnin don’t mean nothin’

In a separate universe where “strong moral compass” actually means psychopath, then sure.

“Now, Sir, I know you were stabbed but did you ever think to angle your body away from the knife? Perhaps mashing your ribs together so the blade couldn’t jam into your heart?”

I wasn’t planning to take a sick day today but suddenly I feel very ill.

I would take a million Brian Dunkelmans over Seacrest*

Plus it’s been shown that women simply don’t value money as much as men, why would they accept less pay otherwise? It’s called science.

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I hate myself.

Is the selkie in any way related to another creepy Irish myth called the Kelpie?

To be clear, I mean finding a sly way to reprint this piece while highlighting the fact that it is in the damn public record. Bravo.

I've an iPhone 5. Should I install this or will it brick my phone?

Just making a guess but I think the sheer logistics around: