Plus he’s a billionaire with a dead Pomeranian on his head. Sad.

Donald Trump responded by taking a shit in his hand and throwing it at reporters, the New York Times reported that they both made good points.

Guys come on! It’s true.

Negging Story: A few weekends ago my best friend (who is married) and I are at a pretty laid back bar watching a friend’s bluegrass band play. At some point a man asks my best friend if we are using an empty stool, which we were. My friend is overly nice and was like, “oh I am so sorry, we are, our friends are at the…

it’d be cool if they made it into an example of like, what not to do, and this movie doesn’t inspire legions of PUAs to continue their misguided attempts to getting girls to like them

FWIW-

Awe, I was a retail clerk for a long time! We’re not so bad, or so dumb. And we get yelled at a lot for things that aren’t our fault, like store return policies.

As long as the protestors don’t resort to violent action or harass his family and friends, I think this is an appropriate form of expressing anger about an obvious injustice. In lieu of a prison sentence, Turner will have to endure this humiliating protest and live with the shame forever, even if the actual…

Your username is fucking hilarious.

I probably should’ve made a new burner for this, but I doubt he reads Jez, so here goes:

My worst date was horrifying by just about anyone’s standards. I did not have much/any luck dating pre-husband and used OKC and whatnot before him. I think I met this guy on there, and we talked via text and calls before our date. He neglected to mention that he was a little person (not that that’s a big deal, pun not…

Once when I was an undergrad, I went on a first-date to a concert with this musician. I noticed that he was extremely quiet on the way there and pretty much through the whole show and afterwards. I was starting to feel really worried that I had said something wrong, because I kept trying to chat the whole night and he…