If most of your movies poke fun at your size/involve attempts at getting laid, you can’t be mad when others follow that line of comedy.

Kim...actually seems nice. Her mother is clearly a fame where spawn of the devil, but Kim seems to put work into her endeavours, be a mom, and look goddamn fierce. If you personally have more requirements for an incredibly famous woman, please file them at 1-800-doinfine

Cmon now. It's DRUNK women.

Drunk people are interested in being stabbed.

But the NDPs and the Librals’ will surely ruin everything.

As not only a Canadian, but an Albertan, this has left me feeling very ill.

There are plenty of embarrassing pics in my family photo albums, and I laugh at them, but the whole world (or even one persons friend list) isn’t privy to them. Jesus Christ.

Also, speaking for everyone else: we don't want to see your kids crapping.

I don’t know much about Tiffany, which I’m assuming is a fantastic thing for her.

He’s a host. I have no doubt he can be incredibly charming and charismatic. However, I have heard stories which make me think he is an insecure douche behind closed doors.

At risk of making a blanket statement, I’ll also add that men seem super averse to taking medicine. Therefore, the symptoms are never appeased enough for them to function properly. Meanwhile, I’m popping Benilyn so I can breathe through school, work, and family commitments.

Having flashbacks to my old manager who admitted to a female supervisor that “no offense, women just aren’t reliable.”

“less than pure”

Okay, I’m glad I’m not crazy. I updated my phone *just* before the newest OS, and it’s been getting sooo hot when I charge it or use it for long periods! Like, I rolled over in bed and touched it while half asleep and was startled awake by the heat.

It’s endlessly jaw dropping to me how much shady shit is publicly available about Trump- pretty normal stuff for a businessman/reality tv persona, fucking nutballs for a presidential candidate.

I’m guessing the “bosses” were planning this all along. Or at least hoping it would work out this way.

Honestly, I feel sort of ill about this stuff.

Okay thank god, I felt like a bit of a jerk haha

As someone who has always been chesty, I seriously wish Taylor luck adjusting to dressing her new figure...

Lovely $200 shoelace around her waist there