Frederick Douglass would do an amazing job.

He should change his name to Richie Overt.

“So youre the Home Depot guy right? I’m going to need a deal on some materials, building a wall from Texas to California, that’s right all fifty miles.”

I’ll never, ever understand the fascination with flying the confederate flag, but next to the American flag? THEY ARE DIAMETRICALLY OPPOSED!!!

“My diaper is bigger and more powerful one, and it actually works!”

I work in Durham and am familiar with the area. Part of the problem may be about 100 yards before the bridge the road narrows and there’s a busy crossswalk connecting two shopping areas. While driving I’m so concerned with avoiding hitting pedestrians I’ve never noticed the warnings signs. Of course my Subaru just…

Say what you will about his hair, but I think Lyle Loving is a talented singer.