1985sprinty
Sprinty
1985sprinty

Seriously?!?

Since the Caliber has been mentioned, how about its mechanical cousin, the first gen Jeep Compass.

You’ll be hearing from my attorneys

I kinda liked the front. Then I clicked through and saw the back:

They often pop up for sale in Canada (only a 10 year import ban here) and the people selling them have usually modded and beaten them to shit and think they’re worth way more than they actually are. It’s disappointing because they’re so cool.
I’ve yet to see a TSX wagon in real life. I think they only exist in

As someone in America, I always get excited to see wagon versions of common cars. Wagons seems to be all over Europe, but we, here in the states, have so few wagons, so when I see an E-class wagon, I get excited.

If you got the Suzuki it seemed faster.

I’d also like to add to that a bid for a Maverick ST. Make it the only sport-truck on the market.

Maverick Plug-In

If you have an emotional connection to a Nissan Versa, seek help.

No way. That one was a genuinely good hot hatch. In fact, even the base model Chevy Sprint was shockingly good.

Oh, all of you with your opulent, over-powered 4 cylinders.... I give you the...

CHEVY SPRINT TURBO!

Chevy Citation X-11

Chevy Sonic RS

Heeeeeeyyyyy! We found the one guy who doesn't like the Element!

Tave Dracey

Since all the tectonic plates float on magma, we all live on boats too and are not subject property tax.

Hill to die on? Well, the literal and automotive hill my 85 Chevy Sprint died on was somewhere in Orange County. It started over heating in the stop-n-go near Mission Viejo, so I got off, hoping to get more air in the car, but alas... there was a hill my automobile died on. I was not prepared.

Manual transmissions are overrated for daily driving.

I plan to incorporate Everything Works Like It Smells into my regular lexicon.