I’ll be honest: I dig the first-gen Durango.

All it needs is some jazz

First I had to learn to spot the nighttime signature yellow-white-yellow lights of the Caprices, then the Crown Vics, still working on the Mopars, and I cant even with the Exploders. I will assume every soccer mom in the rear view is a po-po now...

Can we go with this so its not a pile of shit by 50,000mi?

Yes, that is also a racecar.

Harsh!

But I said please!! 

They’ve consistently offered v8 and manual. At least the choices have always been there.

You know that this is the Westworld version of Doug because he’s only wearing one t-shirt and not a t-shirt on top of another t-shirt. 

Lets start a gofundme for this poor soul.

$25k?

Why

Nah, couldn’t be. The ad doesn’t start with

Autotrader wants you to think it’s a bot.

somewhat of a feature?

I think you're on the wrong website. 

Saw this discussion last week.

but these jokes are soooooo lazy

uses 30 hours of battery power

So if I play Halo in my Tesla, would I be the ultimate camper?