Whether it’s fair to players is not the issue. The system right now is still what it is.

No. No. The coach is not the victim, the school is not the victim, his suspension is not any kind of screwing. He should be banned for good, along with anyone else who willingly uses the fucked system to benefit themselves.

Between Barstool getting slapped and Nick Foles becoming a Jaguar it’s been an interesting week for three-legged sports figures.

I too am a billionaire if you estimate the value of my brand at $4 billion. Please don’t make me own the Bills.

“Nobody believed in us.”

No, he said, “he’s sure broke.”

To be fair, those full room golf simulators are really fun.

To sum up:

Didn’t Nixon put a bowling alley in?  Loathe our POTUS but literally don’t give a shit about this.

Also, he might have been asking for “day-old” bread.

Jesus! Even more evidence of Russia meddling with our erections.

He’s going to die at Disney World when he panics and forgets how to physically sit down on a roller coaster.

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I then also missed work today but that’s ok because it’s the biggest snow storm in Seattle in like 20 years, so everyone missed work.

Winners

Honestly, what the fuck did he even mean by that?

You wanna be mad at him, and stay back, to make him earn your love and trust again, but you’re just so damned happy, and you giddily jump up and down screaming “Daddy!” Over and over again. And your dad says “Christ, son, you’re 35, stop calling me that. And put some fucking pants on. You’re why I left.”

You remember that Sunday morning, two months after dad left, you wake up and notice mom’s hair is seriously mussed, and then you walk into the kitchen and dad is making eggs like the past eight weeks never happened . . .

He’s just going to stroll on in here like nothing happened? You believe this guy?

Damn, even Rick Pitino lasted longer.